Despite being deep in debt because of Aqua, things were starting to look up for Kazuma.
He had managed to acquire a mansion for himself and his party, and he had a few nights at the inn with the succubi, so he was feeling better and refreshed.
As he celebrated himself at the guild and downed his second glass of Crimson Beer, Chris entered the guild and sat down next to him, ordering one for herself as well.
"Well, if it isn't Kazuma-kun again. How'd the new skills you learned treat you?"
"They've been very useful so far, so thank you. Ah, sorry about stealing your panties last time."
"I-It's fine, I technically challenged you that time… Rather, please don't bring that up again!" Chris became flustered. "L-Let's talk about Darkness, instead. How has she done so far?"
"That girl is shot in the head. I'm pretty sure even Beldia, a Dullahan and undead, was turned off by her. Have you considered telling her to tone down her masochism every once in a while?"
"I-I understand what you mean, Kazuma-kun… But if you overlook that, she's a tough and reliable Crusader… Just give her another chance, and she'll shine. That aside, how would you like to make another wager with me? Just a coin flip, something simple. Winner gets the other's wallet."
Looks like Chris was looking for revenge from last time.
But still, a luck-based wager?
Little did Chris know, Kazuma has never lost a game of rock-paper-scissors in his life, and he would always get the best loot whenever he opened loot boxes in video games.
He also just so happened to be deep in debt after the fight with Beldia, so any money he can get is helpful to him right now.
So of course–
"I'll go with heads." As Kazuma watched Chris flip the coin, he started showing off. "Sorry, Chris, but you challenged the wrong… person…"
The coin landed on tails, much to Kazuma's disbelief.
"Oh, looks like I win! Phew, I had to work hard to earn my money back last time. Your wallet, please."
Kazuma begrudgingly gave his wallet to Chris. As she's about to leave…
"Lemme see the coin, Chris."
Chris froze up.
"W-Why do you w-wanna see it? I don't think the type of coin matters. Actually, I don't have it anymore, as I paid the bartender with it just now…" Chris stutters as she starts scratching the scar on her cheek.
Chris steals a glance at Kazuma, who seems to be nodding. Taking this as a good sign that he's convinced, she continues walking away again.
"... Steal."
"Noooo! …?"
As soon as she heard that, she instinctively covered her groin, but her panties were still there.
She turned around and saw Kazuma holding a coin in his hand.
"So both coins were tails after all. You really are a terrible liar, Chris."
"Wait…! Y-You see, t-that was a different coin…"
"I've never lost a game of chance, Chris. Plus, you seemed ready to celebrate before the coin even landed. You should work on your acting skills. Now then, I'll be taking back my wallet as well as yours."
She stared blankly at him. "... Fine."
Chris handed both wallets back to Kazuma.
"... Wait, your wallet is empty! What kind of bullshit is this?" Kazuma complained.
"Fufu, you noticed so soon? Indeed, I cheated, so you win my wallet. But I decided to enter with an empty wallet." She winked and smirked. "Oh, since I don't have any money, please cover my tab for me."
Kazuma was surprised that someone could be as cunning as him. Part of him was excited for finally experiencing a true adventurer-like event in this fantasy world.
As he watched Chris, who turned around and walked away with her internal victory…
"Didn't you say you paid your tab with that coin…? Well, you got me, Chris. I would let you have this one, but I'm still deep in debt, and you cheated in the first place, so I'm going to take something extra. Steal!"
Kazuma used Steal once again, this time recovering her panties.
"Eek…!" After suddenly feeling a draft down there, she couldn't help but squeak.
"Okay, this is good enough for me. You may go now, Chris. May we duel again under fair terms." Kazuma nonchalantly said as he pocketed her panties.
Kazuma's sudden chant drew the attention of a few people in the guild.
"H-Hold on, that's way too much, Kazuma-kun! Please give my panties back! I'll pay you properly next time!"
"There's no need, just the panties will do. You cheated, so this is my consolation prize."
"I'm not letting you have them…! Haven't you forgotten who taught you Steal in the first place? So… if you won't give them back–"
"Go ahead. If you manage to steal it back from me, I'll let you pay me properly later."
"... All right, but don't complain if I end up stealing something valuable… Steal!"
Kazuma saw the item that appeared in her hand, and immediately checked his pockets.
With a smile, he took the panties out of his pocket and started waving it in the air in circles, while laughing like a maniac.
As for what appeared in Chris's hands were…
"Wahahaha! Bwahahaha! I have your underwear, and now you have mine! Hahaha! Let's call this even!"
Chris looked at Kazuma's boxer briefs in her hand, and her face immediately became beet red as she dropped it to the floor.
"E-Even then…! I won't give up yet! Steal!"
The panties Kazuma was twirling around in the air still hadn't disappeared from his hand.
"... Hey, isn't that my wallet? Let me remind you of something. I believe in gender equality. Whatever anyone does to me, I will return to them, ten fold, regardless of if you're a man or a woman. If you wish to strip me naked in public, then I won't hesitate to do the same to you. Now then… Steal!"
More and more eyes were on Kazuma and Chris, who were both standing up and facing each other off.
Kazuma was now holding a scarf in his other hand, while Chris was holding his wallet.
The two of them stared down at each other in silence… And then–
"Steal!"
"Steal!"
"Steal!" x2
Random articles of clothing appeared in the other's hand which they tossed away to make room for another steal.
"Steal…! Ugh…! Not this stupid cloak! Or your shoes! Why the hell am I just getting rubbish items?! Steal!" Chris complained.
Meanwhile, Kazuma was enjoying watching Chris get exasperated as she slowly lost every article of clothing except for her shorts and top.
He was wondering when Chris would give up and go home empty-handed, or if she would finally get her panties back.
"Uuugh, I've already gone this far…! I'll surely get them back! Steal!"
Chris decided to show no regards to Kazuma's dignity and kept stealing. Of course, Kazuma returned the favor.
The entire guild was now watching the two. Chris was now down to two articles of clothing: the top and shorts covering her important bits. Kazuma had only his pants, t-shirt, and the panties in his hand.
For some reason, their continued use of Steal kept their dignities intact until the very last moment.
"Wahahaha! Looks like your luck is really bad, Chris! What will you do now?!" Kazuma taunted her while stretching the panties in front of her.
"Bwahahaha! Don't get cocky yet, Kazuma! Unless you have something else in your pockets, you're only two steals away from being stark naked! Then, I can steal the panties back, which will be the only item left in your hand!"
"Ooooh!" Everyone at the guild reacted.
At this point, both of them were out of it, and refused to back down for some reason.
"You should know by now that I'll definitely retaliate! You'll be naked too! No matter what happens after that, you'll definitely be the loser here!"
"Whoa!" The audience reacted once again.
"I've already gone this far, so what's a few more Steals? Aren't you afraid? I'm a female, so I'll definitely be let go early. But you're a male, so you'll definitely be locked up for much longer!"
"Wow!" The audience started to pipe up.
"What happens today happens today, and what happens tomorrow happens tomorrow. If the police won't show you gender equality, then at least I will! I'm not backing down, so just admit your loss and we can return everything to each other!"
"You really won't back down…? Fufu, you put me in a precarious situation, Kazuma. However, you underestimate my resolve! … Steal!"
"Wahahaha, very well, then! Steal!"
The audience erupted in cheers as the two thieves became completely topless. Chris immediately tossed his t-shirt aside and covered her breasts.
Kazuma took the moment to flaunt her top, then tossed it towards the audience, who eagerly fought for it.
"Hey, don't just give my clothes away! Y-You, don't you pocket that…!" Chris watched a male adventurer successfully take her top. Several other male adventurers reached in to touch it with glee.
"Damn it! Here it comes! Steal!" Chris got angry and retaliated against Kazuma.
"Hey, I wasn't ready! Steal!"
At the same time she became bottomless, she received his pants, which she immediately covered herself with, but Kazuma quickly used another Steal to get it back and tossed it aside before Chris could react.
The audience erupted in applause. Both thieves were now totally naked, and only one of them was bothering to cover themselves.
"Ahahaha! How about it, Chris! I didn't think you would actually go this far! But even then, your real prize is still in my hands! Is your luck really that bad? I thought Thief classes should have good luck! Hahahaha!"
Kazuma made no attempt to cover himself, instead taking this opportunity to taunt her while twirling her panties.
"I-I'm only one Steal away now! I'm already at the point of no return, so I might as well claim my win! Steal!"
Chris yelled in high spirits as she uncovered her breasts briefly to perform the skill, causing the audience to cheer even louder at the sight.
"Don't think I'm holding back on you now!" Kazuma said as he quickly tossed the panties upwards just in time for her skill to hit.
"Wahahaha, finally! I finally… got…?!" Chris trailed off as she realized her skill missed. "You bastard! Keep hold of it, Steal!"
Despite Chris's pleas, Kazuma performed the same maneuver again while laughing like a maniac.
"Steal! Steal! Steal…! Uuuuu, stop doing that!" Chris gave up on covering her breasts entirely and kept spamming Steal.
Kazuma responded by tossing her panties behind him, and shrugged as if to say 'oops'.
"I warned you, didn't I, Chris? I won't hold back, even if you are a female. Don't forget, you cheated in the first place, so I'll be taking it back– Waaah…?!"
Chris couldn't take it anymore and charged directly at Kazuma…!
"Damn you! Damn you! I'll just take them back by force then!"
Chris immediately locked hands with Kazuma, who didn't hesitate to fight back. At this point, she didn't even bother covering herself in any way anymore.
"Uurk! How are you so strong?! Are my stats really this low?!" Kazuma said, even though he was still fighting back decently well.
"Taking on a weakling Adventurer is no problem for me!" Chris yelled as she managed to sweep Kazuma's leg, sending him to the ground.
Chris's judgment was clouded in the first place, so the only thing she thought to do was shake his shoulders.
Meanwhile, Kazuma could only think about how a completely naked girl was sitting on him and shaking him. The motion was enough to make even her meager breasts jiggle, which turned him on. Any time his gaze went downwards, he would also see her pussy.
But he knew he was still in public, and thankfully his body didn't betray him yet.
"What's all this commo…tion…?! What the fuck is going on here?" Luna, one of the receptionist ladies in the guild, finally came from the back. The normally composed Luna couldn't even hold back her anger as she grabbed the two of them and shoved them outside. "... And don't even think about coming back here ever again!"
The door behind them slammed loudly, but neither of them paid much attention to that.
"Look what you did, Kazuma! Take this…!" Chris yelled as she managed to get back on top of Kazuma.
She started throwing punches at him, but Kazuma deftly blocked them and retaliated.
"Oh no, you don't…! Freeze!"
"Ahhh?! You cheap bastard!"
He targeted a freezing spell towards her stomach, causing her to recoil. He took this opportunity to push her off of him, then tackled Chris, pinning her to the ground, and reversing their positions.
Kazuma pinned both of her arms to the ground, preventing her from attacking him.
"Hahaha! Didn't you say a weakling Adventurer was no problem for you?! How about it now? What are you gonna do now?!"
… And that's when he immediately realized how erotic this situation was.
At this point, he was already hard. Her nipples were completely visible to him, and she could clearly see his cock if she looked down.
The beet-red girl was looking up at him angrily, then she looked down and then suddenly averted her gaze with an angry pout.
"W-Wait! Don't misunderstand, I-I'm not trying to–"
"Uwah! That naked brute is pinning the poor naked girl to the ground…!"
"J-Just what did that man do?"
"S-Someone, help her, quick!"
Random passersby noticed what happened and screamed.
Chris looked at him with an evil smile, and was ready to say something…
"Wait, what if they're married and are having…?!"
"Gaaaah?! That makes more sense!"
"H-How despicable! Go rent a room, you two!"
Chris's evil smile quickly disappeared, and she looked away while shutting her eyes from the embarrassment.
Suddenly–
"You there! You two are under arrest!" A group of police officers declared themselves from afar.
Kazuma and Chris looked at each other and nodded.
"Please stay down and cooperate so we can take you in for questio– Hey, get back here!"
The two of them got up, turned tail, and fled from the scene…!
—
As they had the Lurk and Escape skill, they easily escaped the cops.
Right now, they were hiding in an alley, where they had to weave around multiple layers of crates. Thus, they wouldn't be found easily.
"Hah, hah… I don't think they saw us…" Kazuma said, out-of-breath, while peeking outside with Lurk.
"Hah– D-Did I really just…" Chris, also out-of-breath, muttered while hugging her knees.
"Yeah, we really did…"
Chris immediately buried her face in her knees as he said that.
"The male adventurers will hail me as a legend…" Kazuma raised a fist in the air.
"Uuuu, I-I can never go out in public again…" Chris stood up while covering herself and said with teary eyes. "K-Kazuma, what are we gonna do?!"
"What can we even do, Chris? Everyone watched us strip each other completely naked and wrestle each other before running away from the cops in the nude."
As he went on, Chris's face grew redder and she shrank even further.
"Actually, why are you still covering yourself anyways? It's not like I haven't seen everything already."
"I… I– You're right…" She slowly uncovered herself while looking down, opting to hug her arms instead. "I should've just let you have my panties. Why did I try so hard to get them back…? And despite all that, I still failed…"
"I'm sorry, I should've just given them back. If it makes you feel better, I can give you my boxers later."
Chris glared at him for a moment, before averting her gaze and very softly muttering. "T-Thanks…"
"Hmm, did you say something?" Kazuma smirked, knowing full well what she said. "Could it be, were you actually after my boxers this whole time?"
"Y-You're stupid…! That was one of the first things I stole and I tossed it aside, so how could that be true?!"
Kazuma grinned, enjoying teasing Chris. When she realized he was enjoying her reaction, she tried to pounce on him with tears in her eyes.
"C-Calm down, I was just teasing you!" He managed to push her away. "Jeez… Let me scan the surroundings. If it's clear, we'll sneak back to my mansion with Lurk and get dressed again."
But before Kazuma could go, Chris grabbed his hand, causing him to skip a beat.
"We… We're in this together, right…?" She looked at him with melancholic eyes.
"Y-Yeah, of course. I'm not going anywhere, I'm just gonna peek outside quickly."
"I-I don't mean that…" She continued looking up at him.
"Huh? … Are you saying we should embrace this situation and go outside in public like this again?"
"What?! Hell no! Why would I suggest something like that?!" Chris's face grew even redder. "U-Uhm…"
Kazuma noticed her pointing at his little member. "Oh, it's just a physiological reaction, so ignore it. It's only because I can see… well, everything right now."
"Right… so… it's because of me…? I know what it means, so…" She stood up while averting her gaze, and walked slowly towards him.
Kazuma started to get nervous. He's not a dense anime protagonist, so he knows exactly what comes next, and that his next words are crucial.
"W-Well, you are cute… And you seem to vaguely resemble someone I just met. And we did just steal our each other's clothes–"
"I-I get it now, so please don't talk about that again!" She tried to hide her embarrassment, but it was easy for Kazuma to notice. "Never mind that, who do I resemble…?"
At this point, Chris gently pushed Kazuma to a wall, and pushed her body onto his, with her boobs against his chest and his cock resting on her midriff.
To him, Chris resembled the person he met when he died to the Winter Shogun, the goddess Eris.
But was it okay to say it? People tended to be sensitive when it came to the goddesses they worship.
Again, he didn't wanna mess up this amazing situation…!
"How should I say it? This person was a goddess."
"Oh? Tell me more about this goddess." Chris grinned, knowing full well which one Kazuma meant. She moved her hands from his back to his shoulders.
She was a bit compliment-starved recently, and it didn't help when Aqua besmirched her image as a goddess by revealing her secret about padding her breasts. Part of her was hoping that Kazuma would still see her in a good light despite that.
Of course, after what happened today, she'd rather he never knew who she really was.
"Well… She's gentle and soothing, and brought warmth to the bottom of my heart when I died. Ah, she was very cute too. Oh, unlike the self-proclaimed goddess in my party, she actually acted like a proper goddess. Not only that, the self-proclaimed goddess got jealous and even said she wore–"
Chris quickly shut him up with a kiss before he could finish that sentence. Kazuma was caught by surprise, but was quick to close his eyes and return the motions. He felt awkward with his hands hanging around, and moved them to her lower back, which had the effect of pushing her midriff closer towards him, smushing his cock on it even more.
Chris responded by offering her tongue to Kazuma, who took it without hesitation.
As they made out, Chris was making slight movements, causing her bare boobs to rub against Kazuma's bare chest. His cock being pressed by her midriff was also being stimulated from this movement.
To Kazuma, the real thing was way better than the few succubus services he'd ever gotten.
Despite that, the services gave him some experience. Kazuma also kept his thoughts occupied with the fact that they were still hiding from cops in an alleyway.
At least, until Chris started sliding her hand down, across his chest, then stomach, then to his cock while maintaining the french kiss.
"Hnngh…!" Kazuma twitched as Chris's fingers caressed the tip and started stroking.
Kazuma tried to distract himself by planning their escape in case the police were to catch them here.
As he looked around the area surveying a possible escape route, Chris started adjusting his cock while leaning one leg against the wall.
When Kazuma saw what Chris was about to do, he gave up on surveying the area and let his worries be washed away.
What would everyone in town think of them? How would his party members react when they find out what he did? What if the police were to catch them now? None of that mattered to him anymore.
There was a girl in front of him who already went this far with him, and was willing to go all the way, even though they were fighting moments ago. She was about to cross the line with him.
With this newfound resolve, Kazuma grabbed Chris, making her squeak a little, and lifted her onto a crate, putting her wet pussy at the perfect height.
Kazuma grabbed her legs, put them over his shoulders, and slid her towards him. The crate was made of painted wood, so she didn't get any splinters as a result.
"P-Please be careful, Kazuma… This is my first time~" Chris scratched her cheek while looking directly at him.
Chris looked very cute to Kazuma right now. And also hot. Very hot.
He rested his tip on her pussy, causing her to flinch, and took another look at her. She looked back with anticipation in her eyes while taking shallow breaths. Taking this as a yes, he slowly slid his cock inside, causing her breathing to become much deeper.
Kazuma slowly thrust his cock all the way inside, and Chris moaned in response. She quickly covered her mouth and looked away in embarrassment.
He didn't slow down after that sudden sound and make sure nobody nearby was alerted. He didn't care anymore, and so kept thrusting.
The sound of Chris's stifled moans turned Kazuma on beyond belief, and that reflected in his thrusting movements, becoming deeper and faster.
Chris had completely forgotten about the woes of what she'd done earlier. Right now, all that was on her mind was Kazuma as she let the back-and-forth motions take her away and her muffled moans got louder and louder.
As she neared her limit, she raised her arms towards Kazuma and he lifted her up. She immediately followed by embracing Kazuma.
"K-Kazuma, I– Aaahh!" Chris tried to warn Kazuma that she was about to cum, but a loud moan prevented her from finishing her sentence.
As the walls inside her pussy tightened around Kazuma's cock and extra fluids started flowing out, it felt amazing to him, causing him to finish before he could react.
"Huff– Huff– Sorry… I tried to pull out in time, but–" Kazuma looked Chris in the eyes and tried to apologize, but she put a finger to his lips.
"Pant– It's okay, Kazuma… The contraceptives in this world are very effective, so I have several weeks to prevent it~" She looked at him with dreamy eyes.
"Really? Phew, that's good…– Wait, Chris, did you say 'in this world'...?"
"Did not."
"Yeah, you did… Are you–"
"L-Later! Let's talk about this later!" Chris frantically waved her hands and tried to change the subject. "U-Umm…! Let's worry about getting out of here! Y-You said you had a mansion, right? Let's go there and get a new set of clothes!"
Kazuma started wondering if she really came from this world. He wasn't sure if she was another Japanese reincarnate, since she didn't have black hair or a Japanese name.
But they were still naked right now, so he decided to worry about that later.
"Yeah, let's do that. But we should probably clean up first." Kazuma said as Chris stood up, causing all the fluids to run down her leg. "... Nice."
Chris looked away while scratching her cheek with a slight smirk.
"Hey…! There you two are!" One of the cops appeared suddenly and raised some kind of device at us. "Eh, did you two…?! Uuuugh! Just come with me…"
Alas, the two of them were arrested in the end.
