"Grah!"
"Guts! Knock it off!" Ryu called.
"He's a goddamn demon!"
Half-demon technically- WOAH!" Dante narrowly dodged Gut's attack.
"As long as there's one demon in the world, I won't stop!" Guts replied, shooting his arrows at the half-demon.
"AhH! I FIGHT demons too you know!" Dante replied.
"Just a ruse. Griffith does it all the time." Guts panted.
Dragonslayer's swing was stopped by Link's indestructible Hylian shield.
"What are you doing?" Guts demanded.
Link replied that he simply couldn't let Guts kill someone on the grounds that he had bad experiences with them.
"I don't care!" Guts shouted, "What experience do you have with something like that?"
Link cited the time he had to infiltrate the Gerudo fortress in one of his games.
"Tch, that was one time." Guts brushed off, "Name another person who went through another experience!" He replied.
"Didn't Scorpion and Sub-Zero finally bury the hatchet?" Dante asked, panting, "And not in each other's backs?"
Link pointed to Dante and noted that he had a point.
"Tch fine." Guts conceded. He glared at Dante one more time, "But if you step out of line, don't expect mercy." He growled.
The Black Swordsman left as Dante looked at Link, "Thanks for the save, man."
Link told Dante to think nothing of it, and went on his way.
"That Link guy's really nice." Dante noted as Ryu finally caught up with him.
"Really?" Ryu asked, "What'd he say?"
Dante was thoughtful for a moment, "Y'know," He trailed off, "I don't really remember what he said exactly. Does that happen often?"
"More often than you think." Ryu replied.
"People have conversations with him but can't ever remember what he said?"
"Yep." Ryu replied, "Hey, I want to check up on Dan, the guy took quite a beating from Yang."
"Is it true that Yang and that," Dante looked as if he was looking for the right word, "Tiff-ah girl are in a relationship?"
Ryu looked at him, "Well first, it's pronounced 'Tee-fah', and as for them being girlfriends-"
"WE'RE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP!"
"Was that Yang, or Tifa?" Dante asked, rubbing his ears.
"I think it was Yang." Ryu replied.
"And that happens often?"
"Only when someone implies or insinuates that they are in a relationship." Ryu nodded.
"Augh, let's just go and check on Dan." Dante waved off, still recovering from the shock.
"Augh! That scream friggin' hurt blondie!" Wolverine growled at Yang.
"Sorry, I just had the sense that someone said that T and I were girlfriends." Yang replied, as the mutant kept continuing down the hallway.
"Ugh, even my ears hurt." Cloud commented.
"Sorry about that." Yang replied sheepishly. "Pass me that screwdriver will ya?"
"Sure." Cloud replied as he passed the tool in question.
Yang was working on her motorcycle, seeing as it was damaged in the fall of Beacon Academy a bit after her series went meta.
"Hey, thanks for helping me with this Cloud." Yang commented.
"Hey, no prob. The only other person with a motorcycle around here is Cap and Wolverine. And while Cap is a nice guy and all, I just can't take him seriously after his 90s movie; and as for Logan, well…"
"Say no more Cloud. The guy's really hard to hold a conversation with. How Spider-Man can be friendly with the guy, I'll never be able to wrap my mind around that." She replied.
"'Wrap' nice one, Yang." Cloud stifled a laugh.
Yang chuckled a bit, "Wow, that was unintentional. Alright, I need that wrench."
Cloud handed her the tool, "So, what do you think of having a karaoke night? Some of the others wanted to try it, but they wanted to see if-"
Yang cut him off, "You just want me to sing my theme song, don't you?"
"Eh, more like me, Red, Blanka, Stark, Master Chief, and Dante want to see you and Tifa sing a duet together." He said nervously.
Yang paused in her work and stared at the AVALANCE member, "Did you tell Tifa this?"
"Well, Tony should be talking to her about now…"
Yang's eyes widened, she then proceeded to cover her ears.
"Why are you-"
"SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!"
Cloud's ears started ringing as he lost his balance and fell over.
"Sheesh, and here I thought that he would have more brains than that."
Yang was greeted by silence.
"I don't get it."
Yang sighed, "The word 'Stark' can mean 'complete' or 'absolute'" She explained.
"Oh…" Cloud was silent for a few seconds, "That wasn't very funny." He replied.
"Tifa would have laughed." Yang said defiantly.
"Woah! Calm down Lockhart!" Tommy Oliver said carefully, "He was just making a joke!"
"Well it wasn't funny! I am NOT dating Yang!" She said with a huff.
Stark was able to recover from his ringing ears in record time, "I thought it was funny."
The white ranger glared at the Armored Avenger, "Dude! not helping your case!"
"Well, they SHOULD be dating!"
Tifa sighed, while the argument kept going on, she walked out of the room and came across Master Chief. He looked as if he was about to ask her a question but Tifa cut him off.
"If you're wondering if I'm entering that karaoke competition, I'll talk to Yang about it, okay?"
The Chief looked confused as he scratched his helmet, "I was going to ask if she saw my sword anywhere, where did that come fro- DEADPOOL!" he shouted, as he realized the merc had an exact replica of his suit and likely impersonated him at a meeting or something.
He stomped off, his signature weapons in hand as he searched for the degenerate.
AN: Thanks for the suggestion Mr The Layman! And as for the other requests, I'll do my best. Just, try to keep Wade under control, okay? The fight is now on Youtube, and DBX has premiered! And to celebrate, I decided to post this a bit early! Read, Review, Fave, and Follow.
Link's character was planned from the start as a guy who actually CAN hold conversations, but I'm not going to reveal exactly what he says. Oh, hey! The name pronunciation gag is back, let's see how long it lasts this time. As for the karaoke thing, leave your suggestions in your reviews, and we'll see what songs will be sung. Please note, that if there's no vote, I will take the liberty of choosing the song myself, so if you want to see Yang and Tifa sing I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry, you should vote. Because they won't sing it if I choose the song.
Up next: I finally get my deserved spotlight! And I'm gonna-
Wade! Get out of here!
Wha? But the audience wants me!
I have yet to see proof of that.
Whatever dumboob.
OH, THAT'S IT!
Wubwubwubwubwub!
Friggin hell… Where the hell is that carbonadium sword…?
You forgot the disclaimer last chapter by the way!
Wait, what? OH CRAP!
