"Bowser! Booowwwser! Bowser!"
Zelda rolled her eyes, "Would you stop calling for the guy? It's starting to get irritating."
Mario looked sheepish for a moment. He usually got these sort of lectures from Peach, but to get it from a different princess…
It was sort of embarrassing.
"Well, from what you told me, this Bowser's not very smart. We should try some of the other places he might go to." Batman deduced.
"Right, I called Peach, and she said everything's fine on her end. So He's probably not with her. Especially since he knows she can decapitate people with a kick." Zelda informed, checking her forehead nervously.
"Should we ask Wolverine?"
"No!" Batman replied curtly.
Luigi tensed, "W-why?"
"He said it would be funnier without his strong nose." He grumbled.
"Okay, so you're in the game room now."
"We know where we are, Wade. We don't need your exposition." Batman replied.
"Well, I figure that the audience would want it though." The degenerate replied.
There was a long pause before Batman pinched his nose and sighed, "Wade…" He held up a phone, "It's for you."
"You really think I'm gonna fall for that same trick that RandomGuy pulled on me?"
"Worth a shot…"
Zelda rolled her eyes, "I think Yang and Tifa are making out somewhere. Why don't you go spy on them?"
Faced with the prospect of hot Yang-on-Tifa action, Deadpool left to find the lovebirds.
"Wait, are they official, together, or doing the whole 'friends with benefits' thing?" Luigi asked.
Zelda waited for Deadpool to be out of listening range, once he was gone, she turned to Luigi and smirked, "None of the above. I made it up." She chuckled, "Now, let's find Bowser before Tifa punches me in the face for insinuating that she and Yang are in a relationship."
"He's not-a here."
"We figured that, Mario." Batman replied, "But thanks for stating the obvious."
"No problema!" He replied, oblivious to Batman's sarcasm.
"Let's keep looking for clues, maybe he was around here somewhere…"
The quartet started searching, Mario and Luigi were looking under the couches, and Zelda was checking the shelves. Batman…
"Alright, I have my sonar set up. Everyone, stand back!"
The other three obliged, and stood behind the dark knight. He pressed a button on his cowl, and on his display screen, a 3D image of the room was shown on it using the sonar sensors he had placed around the room.
He pointed to a couch, "Under there," He motioned, "There's something under that couch that wasn't there before."
The Mario brothers moved the couch, to reveal a spike.
"It's one of Bowser's," Mario noticed.
"He must have gotten into a fight or something while moving around," Zelda noted, "has anyone reported any injuries lately?" She asked.
"Yes…" Batman replied, "Let's pay him a visit…"
"Ugh…"
Hercule was in a lot of pain, and he had Vegeta chewing him out, so he wasn't feeling better anytime soon.
"IDIOT!" Was the scream of the saiyan prince, "You couldn't even hold off a turtle? BAH! How Kakarot and that pink blob can put up with you, I will never know."
"VEGETA! STAND DOWN!"
"Tch, be happy that those two plumbers cook really good pasta, or I wouldn't even consider their demand." He turned to the duo in question, "And don't order me around ever again." He said menacingly.
"Now, Hercule, we need to talk. Where was Bowser headed?"
"Ugh, upstairs…"
"Anything else?"
"Nope… OH! The pain! Pass me one of those, uhh, Sneezu Beans, was that the name?"
Batman stared at him for a moment, as did Zelda.
"No. That's not the name. But we'll get you one anyways." Mario replied.
"Ugh, thanks…"
… So, apparently Layman wants to see Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny… I saw it, and it was really REALLY random.
Airforcekid wants to see The Warrior, Enter Sandman, and Thunderstruck for Yang and Tifa, Gaara and Toph, and Thor and Raiden (MK) respectively. And another guest wanted Simple and Clean from Kingdom Hearts.
Current score:
At two votes: I kissed a girl, and Simple and Clean.
At one vote: Everything else.
There was something up with Google Docs, so this had to be rushed a bit. Sorry about that. Actually, now that I think about it, I could've typed it on this website. I am an idiot!
No argument here.
Don't you have some girls to ogle?
Eh, I thought I'd make a detour. Just for you!
Gee, thanks Wade.
No problem! Now, OFF TO THE CHICKS!
Typical disclaimer stuff, yadda yadda yadda, I don't own the characters, support the official release, blah blah blah.
