Ryu and Scorpion walked on stage, there was a generic white background. And there was also a camera there for some reason.

"Hello, my name is Ryu. I'm a Street Fighter…"

"And I'm Scorpion, and I'm a Mortal Kombat."

Ryu turned to Scorpion, "So, are we really doing this?"

Scorpion sighed, "Yes… Yes we are."

Ryu also sighed, "Alright let's get this over with." He took a deep breath, "I'm from one of the first fighting games ever made, had a lot of fast-paced gameplay, and essentially made fighting games a competitive genre."

Scorpion also took a breath, "I'm from one of the goriest games ever made, my game was responsible for the kreation- ahem, Creation of the ESRB, and we made having a story mode a must for various games everywhere."

Ryu's eyebrow raised (Over his headband if you're wondering), "Oh, so what you're saying is that my games don't have a story mode? What about you, the only reason you ended up being relevant is because of a gore mechanic." He snarked.

Scorpion turned to Ryu, "Well, at least we focused on sequels, unlike you. All you do is rehash the same story over and over again."

"Well, we had balanced gameplay before you could do anything about Kabal." Ryu countered.

"Using your two bars already, huh?" The former spectre snarked, "The only reason you have your flashy super moves is because of us. We practically made those things a staple in fighting games."

"Right…" Ryu sarcastically replied, "And the fact that your special moves could only be employed after the opponent's health reaches zero was 'special.'"

"At least our kreators take their time. Your makers always gets rushed to finish, and the thing isn't even finished by the time of release. Look at your most recent game!" Scorpion replied.

"At least we have a deadline! Your guys go vague on when the sequel comes out all the time!"

Scorpion raised his hands in frustration, "Ugh! This is going nowhere! Find someone else to do this, I have stuff in the oven to check on!"

"And I have a sparring match to do with Cloud soon. I'm outta here."


Raiden (The thunder god, not the badass who beat Wolverine) and Zangief walked on stage next.

"Sigh, if only there were more of you guys here. We hardly have any heroes to debate here." Raiden lamented.

Seeing an opportunity, the bear fighter went for it, "So, you admit that your bad guys are far more interesting than your good guys?"

"Not at all. All I'm saying is that you don't have enough interesting villains to make note of. Who do you have? Akuma, M Bison, and who else?" Raiden retorted.

"We have Seth!" Zangief replied.

"We have an Onaga."

"The guy who was there for what, two games? Yeah, real great villain you got there." The Russian sarcastically spoke.

"Compared to F.A.N.G? I'd say so." The thunder god retorted.

"Tch." Zangief needed something to counter. Augh, how was Spider-Man so quick with comebacks?

Wait… Spider-Man…

"At least when we have a crossover, it's actually good!"

Raiden had to also counter. How was it that Batman could be prepared for nearly everything?

Wait… Batman…

"Well, at least when my kreators make a game featuring the heroes, they make a good one. Unlike you. When will Capcom make a Marvel fighting game with an actual plot?"

"Please, like there aren't already a plethora of superhero fighting movies coming out soon." Zangief retorted.

"Well, at least when we have a movie, it's entertaining and not a source of memes!

Zangief slumped over in defeat. Raiden had a point. MK had better villains, better story, a better movie. All Street Fighter had was… Dan.

Zangief then realized something, "Wait a second! You guys forcibly rebooted yourselves. My series didn't need to in order to be successful! Ha ha!"

Raiden scowled, "At least we don't have a fighter whose sole purpose is to be ridiculed and mocked!"

"And who is Johnny Cage?"

"Our new hero. When we make a joke fighter, they're at least integral to the plot!" Raiden replied.

"At least we were one of the first games to be played competitively!"

"At least we will be around longer because we cater to the casual and competitive!" Raiden replied.

"Tch, forget this! I'm off to train." Zangief waved his hands in frustration as he walked off the stage.

"Whosever idea this was is more crazy than Mileena." Raiden grumbled, as he teleported away.


My parody of Randomguy's Marvel/DC series, just with the Street Fighters and Mortal Kombatants.

Hey! Why wasn't I in this one?

Because you are neither.

Says you! Capcom said I get the next cover of Street Fighter!

No they didn't. I saw the cover, you ain't on it.

Wha? But the one they sent me… SON OF A BITCH!

Woah, Wade! Language!

Waitasecond! I have an exclusive cover of the game! Woo!

Well, that rage didn't last very long. Uh, disclaimer stuff!

Up next: Finally starting the karaoke competition.