Wade had a myriad of various props on his person. Ranging from a few machetes, to a basketball, a couple of batarangs, an AK-47, and a photo of the late Mr Rogers- God rest his soul- and was making his way to the stage.

Many of the patrons had returned from having to hear Hank's song, and he was absent for the sole reason of wanting to read some Shakespeare.

The others that were absent were the others who had left to watch the Death Battle-

"Coming out on Monday for sponsors, Tuesday on their site for everyone else, and Wednesday for Youtube-dot-com if Dumboob has his facts straight."

… He went onstage.


"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" Wade screamed into the microphone, "From the brilliant mind of Lemon Demon, comes the song you've all been waiting for-"

"Doubt it!" Came Green Arrow's snarky response.

Wade cleared his throat, "The song that can be relatable for everyone here: Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!"

The crowd all lost color. Some tried to escape, but found that Wade had somehow gotten some adamantium reinforcements, and they were unable to do so.

"None of you gets out until I finish! Ha!" He declared. "Let's start!"

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around,

Tokyo City like a big playground,

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade,

And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade,

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,

But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq,

Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu,

When Aaron Carter came out of the blue,

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal,

Wade had proceeded to throw his props around. How he got his hands on a bat-grenade, the Dark Knight would never know, and he wasn't in any mood to try and find out.

Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile,

But before he could make it back to the Batcave,

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave,

And took an AK-47 out from under his hat,

And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat,

The dark Knight winced at the line. Meanwhile, Wade had busted out an AK-47, and was shooting everywhere. Thankfully, everyone had taken cover, and none of the injuries were anything that a few senzu beans could heal up.

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,

Because Optimus Prime came to save the day!

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!

Good guys, bad guys and explosions,

As far as the eye can see,

And only one will survive,

I wonder who it will be.

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.

Several patrons had gotten up. Wade had ran out of bullets, and was currently juggling his basketball and two of his machetes.

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime,

Like Scruff McGruff took a bite outta crime,

Then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,

But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back,

And Batman was injured and trying to get steady,

When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete,

It was at this point that a machete had gotten stuck in Wade's back, imbedding itself a few inches into his body.

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,

Indiana Jones took him out with his whip,

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind,

And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find,

Because Batman stole it, and he shot and he missed,

And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist,

As for why Batman would actually use the gun, nobody knew. And the Dark Knight made a mental note to see if he could message this 'Lemon Demon' to correct him on a few things.

Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault,

While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault,

Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air,

Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare,

Only Rainbow Dash could find amusement in this line. She was also busy trying to find an escape route, to little success.

This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny!

Good guys, bad guys and explosions,

As far as the eye can see,

and only one will survive,

I wonder who it will be,

This is the ultimate showdown.

Raiden had started to hack and slash at the reinforcements, but Wade had apparently also used some Vibranium as well. The Murasama was rendered ineffective.

Angels sang out,

in immaculate chorus,

Down from the heavens,

Descended Chuck Norris,

Many were praying that the Texas Ranger would show up and save them. Unfortunately, both he and Segata had decided that they had better things to do. So they were unable to be contacted for any assistance whatsoever.

Who delivered a kick,

Which could shatter bones,

Into the crotch,

Of Indiana Jones,

Who fell over on the ground,

Writhing in pain,

As Batman changed back,

Into Bruce Wayne,

But Chuck saw through,

His clever disguise,

And he crushed Batman's head,

In between his thighs.

Then Gandalf the Grey,

And Gandalf the White,

And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,

The magic users had decided to try and teleport out. Unfortunately, Wade had the foresight of using Nth metal bullets. The magic kept getting disrupted every time they had attempted to teleport.

And Benito Mussolini,

And the Blue Meanie,

And Cowboy Curtis,

And Jambi the Genie,

Robocop,

The Terminator,

Captain Kirk,

And Darth Vader,

Lo Pan,

Superman,

Every single Power Ranger,

Bill S. Preston,

And Theodore Logan,

Spock,

The Rock,

Doc Ock,

And Hulk Hogan.

All came out of nowhere lightning fast,

And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass,

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw,

With civilians looking on in total awe,

The fight raged on for a century,

Many lives were claimed but eventually,

The champion stood,

The rest saw the better,

Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater,

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!

Good guys, bad guys and explosions,

As far as the eye can see,

And only one will survive,

I wonder who it will be,

This is the ultimate showdown!

(this is the ultimate showdown)

This is the ultimate showdown!

(this is the ultimate showdown)

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!

Wade had pressed a button, and the doors opened. He teleported out, leaving only the framed Mr Rogers photo in his place.


Thank goodness that's over.

See ya later guys!

Thank you for being civil Wade.

Whatever X. I just wanna see the fight.

Of course you do. Well, I gotta get to the disclaimer- Where is it?

Oh yeah. I had to sell it for those reinforcements, so…

Where the hell is my carbonadium sword?

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