AN: Alright, I usually put this at the end of the chapter, but I want to give a warning: POTENTIAL SPOILERS!
Seriously, if you haven't seen Captain America: Civil War, this chapter IS talking about it.
Anyways, with that said, let's get started.
"Mind… Blown."
"Hell yeah."
"How are they going to top this?"
"I don't know. But… This. This right here. Is something to place in a hall of fame."
Several of the heroes were talking about Marvel's newest hit: Captain America: Civil War.
The sheer jubilance that the patrons had from beginning to end was about the size of Giant-Man.
Spider-Man swung on by, "I was freaking awesome in that! Seriously, I'm taking on experienced fighters who have fought super-nazis and won, fought alien invasions and won, fought a god and won, and-"
"Fought an entire robot army, and won. Yes, we get it man of spiders." Thor rolled his eyes. Spider-Man rolled his eyes under his mask and went on forward.
"Cut the kid some slack Blondie," Tony reprimanded, as he saw the Wall-Crawler swing off in excitement, "This is the guy's introduction into our shared universe, he deserves to be a little braggy about it."
"As much as I typically don't agree with Stark on things, he's right." Steve supported, "I could hear the audience cheer all the way from Wakanda, they were so excited." Spidey was doing flips and spins as he was going off to his room.
Thor jokingly sighed, "I get that captain, but I do hope that he doesn't get reckless." He continued, "We all know what happened the last time he…" The thunder God trailed off.
It was an unspoken agreement that nobody bring up the story that left everyone feeling enraged. There was a contract and everything.
"We all agreed that the Clone Saga was bad, but we can all make fun of it. The other storyline…"
Those were the words that everyone agreed on - Even Deadpool! - While Spider-Man was notorious for disliking cloning, he wasn't ashamed to admit that that particular part of his life was…
"A total piece of shit!"
That was how Deadpool described it.
The 'Forbidden' arc on the other hand…
"I'd call it a piece of shit, but then I'd have to apologize to my… erhem, excrements every time I use the restroom."
Surprisingly, Cap was the one who said that.
"Ah, let the kid be a kid for a while. It's been a long-ass time since he could enjoy himself." Clint waved off.
"Did better than I expected."
"You are such a pessimist, Bruce. Didn't one of the actors say that Affleck's portrayal of you was one of the better parts of our movie?" Wonder Woman asked.
"I'm a realist Diana." Batman countered, "Just like how I know that the Flash will defeat Quicksilver in the upcoming fight, unless some obscure power is revealed that changes the tides somehow."
"Bruce, let's be real here. The battle is for the upcoming X-Men movie and Barry's season two finale for his show. There's an equal chance of each side claiming bias for this, much like the last fight."
"Aren't there a few people accusing bias for that one?"
"Unfortunately."
"Ugh, those fans are loud."
"Seriously, Cloud. I think you should get your ears checked, they seem more sensitive than the average ear."
"Shut it Dante."
"You can't blame them for their excitement. That end credit scene was basically a sign from the heavens. Hell, if I had been there, I would have hollered." The half-demon reasoned.
Cloud looked at his friend as if he had grown a second head, "You did holler. In fact, I remember you cheering on for a long time after that."
"Does it really matter?" Dante asked, "Hey, where are the girls?"
As if on cue, Yang and Tifa exited the theater, "That definitely exceeded my expectations."
Tifa nodded, "Yep. Unlike Dawn of Justice, this film was able to tell its own story, as well as setup for many more sequels in the future."
"And that action!"
"- Amazing!" Tifa finished.
"Seriously, I want to watch it again!" Yang squealed.
"You and me both sunshine." Tifa concluded.
"Woo! Team Cap!"
"Wade, the movie's over. There really wasn't a winner in the end."
"Ah shut your mouth Logan! The movie was epic! You were rooting for Cap too!"
The two other X-Men walking behind them rolled their eyes, "Duh! The two of 'em fought the nazis together! Did ya forget that"
"I have to agree with Rogue here," Beast added, "Logan's reasoning is likely due to shared experiences. And while I was supporting Iron Man for taking responsibility for his actions, I can also see the good Captain's side as being reasonable as well."
"Weak!"
Link had enjoyed the movie, and was rather excited to discuss with some of his friends about how he felt about it.
"Giant Man a-made an appearance! I am satisfied!"
Link agreed with the mustachioed plumber, and recalled his excitement at the iconic poster that appeared at the end.
"I can't believe they referenced one of my films!" Luke Skywalker said in awe, "I could see the parallels between the scenes!"
Link agreed and turned to Zelda, "Doctor Strange is coming after this. I can't wait to see a sorcerer on the big screen!" She squealed.
"We're talking about this movie, Zelda." Luke pointed out.
"Whatever."
"No. NOT whatever. The movie had a literal ton of action scenes, and if there's ever an award for just making an epic flick, this movie would win it. Hands down." Ryu responded.
"I heard that only one person left a negative review on one of the websites because he didn't want the audience to hate on it because it's 'too popular.'" Hanzo recalled
"So, we can just call it a 100% rating?"
"Yep."
Saw Captain America: Civil War a few days ago... And it was FUCKING AWESOME!
Deadpool: Hell yeah it was! The flick was awesome!
Alexis: Tweet tweet tweet!
Yeah, that end scene was nothing short of spectacular.
Deadpool: Oh, I know. I can't wait to see the next flick.
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Now, let's get back to gushing about the movie.
