Vegeta had Trigon in a grapple, both fighters were pretty beaten up.

"Hurry up with that finisher! NOW!" Spider-Man was holding Dragonslayer, and Dante was pulling the Web-Head back on his Web-Slingshot. Vegeta had been yelling at them ever since Guts got KO'd after activating his Berserker Armor.

"Think you can make this Spider?"

Spider-Man rolled his eyes at Mephisto, "Sure. It's a tactic I saw on TV once."

"Oh?" Dante asked, "What show?"

"Uhh…"

"It was one of your own shows, wasn't it?" Dante asked, anchoring himself with his sword.

"Yeah…" Spider-Man admitted.

"JUST DO IT!"

"You heard the prince! Fastball Special!" Spider-Man called.

Vegeta quickly flash stepped to the side where Spider-Man-

SLASH!

Beheaded Trigon.

Guts woke up, his armor deactivated, "Ugh. What'd I miss?"

"The Spider used your heap of iron to cleave off Trigon's head." Mephisto replied.

"Oh. That's cool."

"Trigon didn't make the cut." Dante quipped.

"Lame!" Spider-Man called out in the distance.

"Whatever. Let's get back to the hotel." Vegeta groaned.

"We'll have to get back to the place where we came in," Mephisto explained, "If we don't you might end up inside a wall or another building."

"Then let's get going." Spider-Man said, as he handed Guts his sword back.


"So, this Needles guy is deranged enough to make Joker look sane."

"I doubt it Ganon. While, yes, The Joker hasn't killed his family, he doesn't have a family to kill in the first place." Lex replied.

"Bah! Why do you even let him in on your schemes in the first place?" Ganon pressed, "He's unstable, and deranged. What can he bring to the table?"

Lex took a long sip of his drink, "Better to have him pointing his venom spray can at our enemies than having him point it at us."

"Fair point." Ganon said after a long pause.

"You still don't believe me, huh?" The king of evil nodded.

"Well, there was that time when my son… Or something. I don't recall that well…" He trailed off, "He was an idiot."

"How so?"

"To put it simply: It wasn't because he decided to challenge the entire Justice League, or being a general idiot." Lex paused for a thought for a moment, "Though, that would explain a lot. The thing he did wrong: He didn't let the Joker play."

"What happened to him?" Doctor Wily asked, getting a shot of vodka at the bar.

"Let's just say I let the Joker have his fun." Lex said ominously.

Ganon's eyes widened, "Uh…"

"I'll leave it up to your imagination. I've found that other people have nightmares when I leave it to their own minds." Lex smirked.

"... Dick move. Luthor. Dick. Move." Wily retorted.


"Tch, this Twisted Metal tournament makes the Mortal Kombat tournament look tame."

Hanzo raised his eyebrow, "How so?"

Ryu gestured to the paper, "This Sweet Tooth guy makes Mileena look sane in comparison!"

"That's impressive."

"Guts! You're back!" Hanzo exclaimed, "Where have you been?"

"Hell."

"Oh, cool. Did you see Stryker?"

"No, I went to hell. Not the netherrealm." Guts replied.


"You are a stubborn idiot. Y'know that?"

Vegeta rolled his eyes, "Bah! I beat down a demon! With the help of a few others, but I still beat him down!" He bragged, "Take that Kakarot!"

"I understand the need to prove yourself to your rival and everything, but still…" Diana trailed off, "You are an idiot."

"I punched a demon in the face! HA! Who else can say that?"

"Captain America once beat up satan."

"I… What?" Vegeta asked, his ego deflating.

"And Wolverine also fought the devil too." Diana noted.

"... I'm… I'm just going to go now…"

"You do that."


"It was pretty much how my usual job would go."

"That's cool."

Dante raised an eyebrow, "You don't seem very interested in my story Deadpool."

The Merc waved him off, "Eh, I'm just waiting on the upcoming fight. I'm putting my money on Joker."

"You know that it's going to be out on, like… The eighth, right?" Dante asked.

"I can wait."

"Since when can you wai- and you're gone." Dante said to an empty space.

"Why did I decide to tell this story to you?"


Mephisto and Spider-Man were on the roof of the hotel, "Thank you so much for helping me with my problem Spider."

"Don't mention it."

Mephisto raised his hands, "Well, I still think that I should-"

"Ever." The wall-crawler cut off, clearly irritated.

"Well, if you ever need anything, I'm sure we can work out some kind of deal-"

Spider-Man grabbed the demon by the throat, "NO! I am never going to make a deal with you. Now get out."

"But-"

"Get out." The hero pressed.

"Uh-"

"Get." Spider-Man sneered, "Out."

"I just-"

"I'm not making a deal with you. Not now," He turned Mephisto around towards the portal, "Not ever," He shoved the demon in.

Mephisto disappeared into the portal.

"Not again."


And cue the nineteen sixties Spider-Man theme!

Alexis: Tweet tweet tweet tweet!

Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Does whatever a Spider can-

Deadpool: Wait!

Aw, what now?

Deadpool: Is that really it? Is that all? Just Webs knowing that OMD happened and that he has to live with the decision?

Yes, Wade. Thank you for the recap.

Deadpool: Well, all I'm sayin'...

Alexis: Tweet tweet tweet.

Deadpool: FINE! I'll do the disclaimer. Ahem, All characters belong to their respective owners, blah blah de blah blah blah, can I please get back to ridiculing X here for his shitty storytelling?

Yeah, sure- HEY! What do you mean by 'shitty storytelling'?