"Shads, your preview is up. You want to see it?"
Shadow shook his head, "Nah. I know what I'm going in with. Besides, I still have these upgrades I gotta finish."
Yang rolled her eyes for what felt like the seventeenth time this past three weeks, "Shadow," She sighed, "I want you to do me and everyone else who is rooting for you a favor…"
"What is it-"
"Relax. Okay?" Yang pressed, "Just do your best, and you'll be fine, alright?"
"I can't relax. If I lose, then my company will have lost three fights, and only have two wins." Shadow replied.
"And Pokemon has only one win." Yang rebuttled, "And that one win was in a battle royale."
Shadow was stunned for a moment, "You're right…"
"Well, I am making the most sense out of the two of us-"
"The Pokemon win-loss record will follow suit! Haha!" He realized, "I'll win based on that!"
"Not really what I meant-"
Yang was cut off by a gust of wind moving out of the room, and seeing Shadow missing. She also heard a faint 'woo hoo' noise coming from the hallway.
"Well, at least now I can practi-" Yang cut herself off when she saw that Batman was using the device at the moment.
"What? Injustice 2 is coming out, I need to practice."
"Well, if psych up can copy Super Shadow, then Shads is screwed."
"I doubt it, Lockhart," Rogue responded, "What I'm wonderin' is how are they gonna answer the accusation that Mewtwo can make Shadow brain dead at the start of the fight,"
Tifa shrugged, "It's not like he's shown that he can do it in the first place."
Rogue raised an eyebrow, "Ya sure?"
"Oh yeah," Tifa replied, "All he's done is talk to people using telepathy. Nothing remotely close to making someone brain dead."
"Yeah, only the Prof and Grey can do that. And they're the strongest psychics in my home dimension." Rogue realized, "Possibly out of all dimensions."
"You got that right. I definitely wouldn't want to fight 'em. Neither does Sunshi- I mean! Uh, Yang." Tifa stuttered, "Yeah… I mean Yang…"
"Seriously," Rogue said to the blushing bartender, "You are more gay for her than my mother."
Tifa raised an eyebrow, "Which one?"
"Destiny. Raven is bi." Rogue deadpanned.
"Oh," Tifa sheepishly said. "Wait, how do you know I'm not bi?" She asked defensively.
"I don't." Rogue replied, "But I like Irene more than Mystique, so I used her."
"Well-"
Rogue cut Tifa off with a raised hand, "Look, just tell her or something. I don't know if you're bisexual, homosexual, or just plain Yangsexual - but trust me," She said with a sigh, "It'll be better if you tell her now, rather than never."
"Better to have loved and lost than to have never had loved at all, am I right?" Tifa replied with a sigh of her own.
"Yeah…" Rogue trailed off, "I need a drink."
"Yeah…" Tifa replied, "Me too…"
Shadow ran by, "The odds are with me! WOO HOO!"
There was a beat until Tifa finally spoke, "That was weird."
Disclaimer stuff and all that jazz. Characters belong to their respective owners.
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