"I hate you."
Yang sheepishly rubbed the back of her head, "In fairness, you were the one who got cocky and thought that Pokemon's win-loss record would play in your favor."
"I still hate you." Shadow replied.
"Again, you were the one who got cocky." Yang repeated, a little irritated this time.
"You gave me false confidence."
One of Yang's eyes twitched, "You gave yourself that boost."
"I don't think that's what happened." Shadow replied.
"Pretty sure it is." Yang deadpanned.
"No." Shadow replied, "It's your fault, and I expect you to help me recover."
"Yang?"
"Yang where are you?"
Yang was no longer in the room.
"Dammit, I knew she learned something from that cat-chick."
"So, you can finally translate for Charizard right?"
"Yes, Red. That I can do." Mewtwo replied telepathically.
"Alright, can we hear his thoughts now?" Red asked.
"Yes, I have prepared enough. Is there anyone else you wish to hear his thoughts?" Mewtwo questioned.
"I think this is it." Red replied, looking at the audience consisting of Tai, Pikachu, Agumon, Blastoise, Venusaur, Donatello, Link, and Bowser.
"Let's hear what the dragon is saying already!" Bowser called out.
Murmurs of agreement came from the other audience members.
"Very well," Mewtwo continued, "Let's get started."
The Genetic Clone Pokemon raised its hands, and a small glow appeared around Charizard's head.
"Why the heck am I here?"
The audience was dumbfounded. The voice was a little gravelly, but sounded a lot like a drill sergeant's voice.
"I could be training with my human… What was his name again? I think it had something to do with why he chose me."
"Did he seriously forget what my name is?" Red wondered out loud.
"I know it wasn't Ash…" Charizard trailed off.
"Pika Pi, Pikachu!"
"Oh right! It was Red." Charizard remembered. He turned towards his trainer/friend to see that he was a little peeved.
"What'd I do?" Charizard wondered.
"I can't believe you forgot my name…" Red sighed as he exited the room with the draconic Pokemon.
"Oh dang. He heard that?" Charizard 'said'.
Mewtwo was a little dumbfounded at the short attention span of his comrade. "Is he always like that?" He asked.
"Well, we typically don't know what he's saying," Donatello backpedaled a bit, "Er, thinking, but he typically just wants to fight all the time."
"Ah, I understand now." Mewtwo realized.
"Pika?"
"No… I don't really mean that,"
"Fucking called it."
"Shut it Lockheart."
"No. I said that you shouldn't be so pessimistic about them entering the arena." Tifa replied.
"The Meta gets to show up at the villain bar." Yang rebuttled.
"Carolina gets to come by here." Tifa replied.
"Shut up." Yang growled a bit.
Tifa smirked a bit, "Make me."
Now, it should be important to know that Tifa was expecting Yang to kiss her, so she could gauge her feelings without someone messing with her hormones.
POW!
She was wrong.
Carolina vs. The Meta for DEATH BATTLE!
Deadpool: It's another franchise vs. character from the same franchise fight though. The turtles and pokemon had them, and it didn't appease any fans.
Alexis: Tweet tweet?
Deadpool: No. Just because you're a mini-Agent Texas doesn't make Carolina your daughter.
Seriously Alexis, that's a stretch of loophole abuse.
Alexis: Tweet tweet…
All characters belong to their respective franchises-
Deadpool: WAIT!
What?
Deadpool: How are you going to write Mewtwo's dialogue?
I'll just use the word 'said'. The fans might complain, but it's easier for me.
Deadpool: Oh. Okay then. Just wanted to know.
