Dante and Spider-Man were finished with seeing the news of Tracer's victory. The Brit managed to get a pulse bomb onto the Boston Brawler before Recalling away to safety.

"So…" Dante began.

"... So?" Spidey continued.

"Scale of one to ten, how angry do you think fans are going to be about Tracer's win?"

"Considering that Scout didn't have every single piece of equipment," Spider-Man started, "fifteen."

Dante rolled his eyes, "Yeah, I'm with you on that one, web-head. They probably tried to make dramatic moments look like that was real time too."

"So, they're basically saying that Tracer and that Black Widow wannabe can manipulate their own gravity then. Which tips the fight even more in Tracer's favor then." Spider-Man pointed out.

"Using that 'logic', Tony can't take a punch that's moving about eight inches per second." Dante chuckled.

"Wait, really?"

"Yep. Apparently, dramatic moments aren't in slow-motion. Which means that The Iron Man armor is flimsy." Dante quipped.

The Wall-Crawler's eyes widened, "But, by that logic-"

"Tony's armor from Civil War is about as solid as the bias accusations for Meta vs. Carolina." Dante finished.

"Probably would have used a different example for it, but yeah." Spider-Man replied, "Hey, since we're talking about her, where is Tracer anyways?"


Meanwhile, in an obvious Gilligan Cut, we see Tracer celebrating with Bayonetta, Cammy and Ivy.

"Britain finally wins!"

"Way to go, Oxton!"

"Definitely deserved that win."

Tracer blushed, "Aw, you're making me blush, loves. It wasn't that great."

"No, it was spectacular!" Bayonetta disagreed, "You can react to a sniper round. I thought I was going to win due to my reaction time, but alas, Dante isn't that far behind in terms of speed." she dramatically 'lamented'.

Ivy rolled her eyes, "Nevertheless, you earned your win." she patted the pilot on the back, "It is good to see that at the very least, she didn't choke."

"You remember that you only got revealed to be a contestant because you got admitted into a Smash game at the worst time, and you never hear the end of it." Bayonetta huffed.

Ivy rolled her eyes, "Hey, what did Overwatch need that briefcase for, anyways?"

Tracer shrugged, "Dunno. But whatever it was, it was bright."

"Maybe it's a piece of that jet that you flew." Bayonetta joked, "That would be an interesting twist."

"Doubt it, love." Tracer replied, "That combination doesn't make a lick of sense."

"Speaking of combos, Ken is fighting next." Cammy pointed out, "I bet Ryu is happy that he no longer has to fill in his spot as 'Excitable Fighting Guy' now."

"I figured that he'd be happy to see his best friend here," Tracer said, "I'd be pretty excited to see Winston here."

I guess so-"

"Hey, Flash I found her!"

A red streak entered the room, "Sweet!"

Oliver walked up to Tracer, "Hello, my name is Oliver Queen, but most people call me Green Arrow here." He held out his hand, "Great to meet you, big fan of your work."

Flash stepped up next, "I heard that you were trapped in time or something, care to swap stories of encounters with time travel?" he offered.

"Sure loves!" Tracer blushed. She was excited to see new heroes to be friends with, "And maybe you can explain to me why that Bowser bloke is here as well."

"Peach keeps him under control."

"He's actually a nice guy once you get to know him."


"Damn 'Calvary.' How'd that broad do that?" Scout groaned.

"It was her 'Chronal Accelerator' last I checked." Jak replied, Can't believe that Hank was actually right about that reaction time…"

"Ugh whatever." Scout groaned. He waved off a senzu bean that Daxter offered him, "Nah. I've had worse. I'll be bouncing back in a week, tops."

Jak sighed, "This'll make it so you don't have to wait a week, though."

"Eh, it's probably for the better," Daxter mentioned, "Our supply of these things has been running low, and the shipments are starting to deliver less of these things."

"Still can't believe that stupid Brit won." Scout complained. "Piloting can't be that hard, can it?"

"You seem to to be under the impression that Piloting is something you can just go to a store and buy lessons to do so."

"What do you want, Tony?" Daxter begrudgingly asked.

"He wants to check up on one of our new members." Captain America replied, walking in behind him.

"Translation: Cap talked me into it." The armored Avenger quipped.

"Tracer felt a little… Off to me a couple times, but overall, she is trying to defend herself in a fight to the death." Cap muttered.

Tony rolled his eyes, everyone acted a bit off when in the arena, "To be fair, she also had a more… Depressed reaction when she found out that Amelie-"

A brief scream of despair came from a different room.

"... What was that?"


Deadpool looked up for a moment, "Huh. I think someone is trying to steal the old ship-tease gag… Or the author is setting this up in the event that Widow-bitch shows up."

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"Wade…"

"Yeah Blonde?"

"How the hell did you get into our room?" Yang asked.

"I'm wondering the same thing myself really. Maybe the author is doing some lazy 'Wade shows up in a place where he's probably going to get beat up scene.'" He rambled, "Lazy asshole."

"I'm pretty sure that nobody understands your whole obsession with this 'author' person, but can you get out of our room please?" Tifa asked, doing her best to remain calm.

"Yeah, sure. I just wanted to see you two cuddling. I heard Peach talking about it to Zelda, and I wanted to see if clothes were involved or not." Deadpol shrugged.

"Dammit, bastard got my name wrong again." He whined under his breath, "And he's making me whine too?" he whined even louder.

"Screw this, I'm gonna have to write a strongly worded letter to the bastard. And by 'Write a strongly worded letter', I mean I'm gonna beat the crap out of him!" He teleported out.

"Any Idea what the hell he was talking about?"

"Not a clue." Tifa replied.

"Well, I'm bored, you wanna go watch some TV or something?"

Tifa stretched her arms out a bit, "Yeah sure."


"Weird. I thought I heard someone say… Nevermind." Tracer stuttered.

"Someone you couldn't save…" Barry said more than asked. He had his mask down to make Tracer more comfortable.

Tracer sighed, "A few, actually… It was hard on everyone at Overwatch. Me and Mercy especially." She had a slight melancholy frown on her face.

"We all have at least one of those, Lena. Don't beat yourself up about it." Oliver offered.

Tracer looked up, and smiled. "I guess so. So, I heard that there are these 'team attacks' that most pairs that show up like to do around these parts?"

Oliver chuckled, "Oh yeah. Clint and I have this one where he stuns them down with a shock arrow, and I follow up with my Boxing Glove Arrow-"

"Boxing Glove arrow?" Tracer tried her best not to laugh.

"Yeah. A Boxing Glove Arrow. Because sometimes I want to punch someone who's really far away." Green Arrow replied as if he rehearsed this over a million times, "Anyways, after that happens, we both pull out an explosive arrow, and fire."

"Yeah. Me and Quicksilver have one where he forces the target into a mini-tornado, and as they're falling down, I hit them with Speed Force Lightning. This is immediately followed up with Pietro hitting them with a high-speed punch." Flash added, "It hurts like a bitch, or at least, that's what Deadpool told us when he started tearing into Quicksilver for, and I quote 'a brain that's so stupid, it thought you could have even stood a chance against the Flash.'" He said, mocking the Merc With a Mouth while using air quotes.

"Sounds like fun. Maybe Scout can stun the target with his baseball, and I come in to toss a pulse bomb on the bloke, and we open fire until it blows up or something." Tracer thought aloud.

"Clever."


Deadpool: And Another thing- Wait, what?

Your rant wasn't shown, Wade. People have no idea why I'm not a pulp at the moment.

Deadpool: But- But-

Alexis: Tweet tweet tweet.

Deadpool: Yeah, I know what he threatened, but the audience doesn't know that!

You wanna voice your thoughts though?

Deadpool: Eh, I'm not complaining. At least we get to see dat ass outside of a body cast.

See Wade? Look for the positives.

Deadpool: Still feels like Scout was nerfed.

Eh, in a way, the fans can claim the same thing about Batman. He also wasn't given his full arsenal.

Deadpool: Don't you have a Goku-Superman chapter to work on?

I already have it ready. In fact I had it ready before I wrote this chapter. Made a separate file for it and everything so I could have one prepared at all times. Much like the disclaimer that's about to fall on your head.

Deadpool: Wait, what- *SLAM!*

*Disclaimer reading "I do not own the characters represented in this fic. All characters belong to their respective creators. Please support the official release." drops on Wade's head.*

Had to get it made of concrete because I'm still renting out the old one, but I think it get's the point across.

Deadpool (Muffled): Screw… You…