"With this supply of Senzus, those heroes don't stand a chance!"

As the last chapter informed you, Joker, Meta, Sektor, Fulgore, Deathstroke, and Ganon had taken control of the truck that delivered the load of things that the heroes typically get. One of which being Senzu Beans.

"Grr… Kraawww."

"I must agree with the brute," Sektor admitted, "I didn't think that we could pull this off."

The Joker had a look of mock hurt on him, "Sekky! You can't just say that. Meta was obviously praising my cunning and brilliance." He gestured to himself, oblivious to Meta's grumbles.

The driver of the truck, on the other hand, was in quite the panic. The heroes needed their supplies, and he wanted to get as far away from these psychopaths as possible.

Hidden in the back of the truck, was a little chibi Agent Texas that spoke in chirps and tweets, named Alexis. She volunteered to keep guard. Unfortunately forgot her favorite shotgun, the Lone Star.

So, yeah. She was also in a bad spot. Especially since, if she wasn't rescued soon, well…

My nose still has those phantom pains.

So, yeah. Those two are waiting for a rescue. And speaking of a rescue…

*THUMP!*

Ganon noticed an arrow in the ground, "Uh, is than an arrow?"

*BOOM!*

"Ugh!" Deathstroke spoke over the comm lines, "We have heroes incoming!"

"And you couldn't warn us beforehand?"

"Can it, Clown!" Slade replied, "There was some kind of stealth tech that they used. Not even you could see them."

*FLASH!*

"Hey there, luv. You lookin' at somethin'?"

"Grah!" Slade swung at Tracer with his sniper, barely missing her before jumping down to the street. "What the…"

A cardboard box full of three pulse bombs dropped nearby them, detonating and startling the villains.

"Damn it!"

*BOOM!*

The resulting explosion caused Joker and Meta to be launched quite a ways away, effectively separating all six of them.

A large ball of fire blasted Ganon to move back even further than he was at the moment, forcing him into DinoRules92' Den of infodumps (Great place for your infodumps on random characters. Made a return as of the sixth of September or so after having his machines busted). He got along pretty well with Yoshi, and was considering naming his shop after him, but that didn't work out too well.

"Alright, round two ya desert asshole!" Bowser roared.

"Grr," Ganon got up and dusted himself off. He levitated himself with his magic, "Very well, Koopa. I shall indulge your request to be reduced to a pile of dust." He began chanting a spell until a blast of magic struck him. "Ah!"

"You've been muted. Your curses aren't going to hurt Bowser any more!"

Bowser held his thumb upward, "Thanks!" He nodded towards his support, "You're a Peach, Princess!"

Peach giggled as she rushed off to help the other heroes. "Thanks, Bowser. Now take him down!"

Bowser cracked his knuckles, "With pleasure."


Meanwhile, Deathstroke was being annoyed by Tracer.

"I gotta be honest, luv." Tracer began, dodging all of Deathstroke's gunfire, "The last Sniper I fought was a lot better looking than you."

Slade growled as he unsheathed his sword, and started swinging it around, "SHUT IT you stupid Brit!"

Tracer had a look of mock hurt on her, "'Stupid'? What, you think you can just go into a store and just up and buy lessons to become a pilot?" She rhetorically asked, "I'll let you know, it takes a lot of effort, and book smarts. It's that kind of mindset that makes the people claiming my win illegitimate look stupid." She shot back.

"Please. Like giving him all those weapons would let him stay that durable and mobile at the same time." Slade grumbled.

"Exactly." Tracer agreed, blinking towards the mercenary, "They just seem petty at that point." She yawned against a wall.

Deathstroke was starting to get annoyed, and pulled out his energy lance.

"Would."

*BLINK!*

"YOU."

*BLINK*

"JUST."

*BLINK*

"SIT."

*BLINK*

"STILL!"

*BLINK*

He wasn't having much luck actually hitting the gal.

*THWACK!*

Tracer hit him in the back of the head using a piece of debris that Deathstroke had created while wasting the energy in his lance.

"The last Sniper I fought also had better reflexes." She mocked.

Slade growled yet again, and brandished his sword yet again.

"Ooh! Round two, then?"


"Okay, explosive arrow won't work on this guy. Noted."

Clint was fighting off Fulgore, hitting the powerful Mechanized Mayhem Maker™ with his strongest arrows. He managed to force the fight in an alleyway. Right between The Guys of Runaway and the Grump of Games respective offices. The walls were reinforced with several layers of sound-proof materials.

Though, this doesn't stop some noises from getting through, and a very loud noise distracted Fulgore long enough for one of Hawkeye's acid arrows to drop a lamppost onto the Fulgore unit.

"Alright. That worked." Hawkeye took note.

Fulgore unleashed a plasma storm attack and heavily damaged the rooftop that Hawkeye was using as a perch point. Clint managed to jump out of the way, just in time.

"Okay." He breathed as he realized that he was alright, "This might take a little while."

Fulgore jumped onto the rooftop that Clint was also on.

"Okay, it might take a lot while."


NEXT CHAPTER:

Snake vs. Sektor!

Shadow vs. The Meta!

And…

Deadpool: Wait! You mean…

Oh… right. That means that Joker fights…

Me & Deadpool: Peach…

Deadpool: Gonna mention that you don't own these guys?

Eh, I'll do it next chapter.