Deadpool was on his iPad.
I'll give you three guesses as to what he's reading.
"Nice one, X."
Anyways, his legs were about at the… Hey, Wade?
"Yeah?"
Where are your legs at? I'm busy multitasking, so I can't exactly pay attention to a whole lot.
"You're waiting for the South Park season premiere."
Wow. Way to date this chapter. Classy.
"Season nineteen?"
Waiting for season twenty, actually.
"Ah. Gotcha." He replied, "Any takes on Ken Masters vs. Terry Bogard?"
I had a weird dream where Ken stomped once. And that the next fight was revealed to be Pearl vs. Weiss.
"Seriously?" the Merc with a Mouth asked.
Yeah. It was weird.
"That is weird."
Totally… Everyone knows that these guys never do a full reveal anymore. They always piss off the fans by doing only one reveal of one of the fighters. The fact that there were two reveals should've tipped me off.
"Dammit. I was going to make that quip!"
I know. Wanna watch the action? I got popcorn.
"With extra butter?"
With extra butter. I know you, Wade. You want chili peppers and garlic powder. Get your own!
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"If I wasn't in the middle of my knees healing, I would walk over there and punch you in the face right now."
Snake was dodging Sektor's flamethrowers with acrobatic ease. Being in an alleyway, and pushing the Tekunin Cyborg to the wall.
"For the Tekunin!" he yelled as he started launching rockets at Snake, forcing the super spy to back to the street. "I will show no mercy!"
Snake, sporting some of his old Brawl gear, had thought ahead of time, and placed some C4 under his feet before while distracting Sektor with his 1911 Operator pistol.
Snake hid behind a wall for cover, activated his OctoCamo, and waited for Sektor to come a little closer.
"Surrender now, and I may sedate you for your cyberization process." Sektor threatened.
Just a little closer…
"Kuai Liang screamed like the little ice cube that he is when he was cyberized." The red cyborg kept monologuing.
"Just keep talking you pathetic Raiden wannabe…" Snake narrowed his eyes.
"You will not evade me-"
NOW!
*BOOM!*
Snake pressed the detonator, sending Sektor to the roofs.
Snake continued pursuit.
Shadow had been busy hitting the Meta with all he had. Chaos spears, various high-velocity kicks, and even his spin attack.
"Grr…"
The Meta wasn't even phased. The most visible damage Shadow managed to inflict was forcing the brute to put more weight on his other foot. But even then, he still didn't seemed phased.
"Dammit. He just won't stay down!" Shadow grumbled to himself, moving out of the way of Meta's shots.
Shadow was at an impasse. Meta couldn't hit him, and he couldn't do any lasting damage on Meta. Shadow started to think that he needed to strategize if he wanted to come out on top.
"Alright, what did Mewtwo do again?" He asked himself, "Right. He wiped my memories, and waited for me to power down to finish me off." He ran towards a rooftop to escape more lethal blows. "I can't wipe his memories, so what did Vegeta do?"
Meta backed up for a running start, and charged up the building, using his magnetic boots to get closer to the edgy hedgehog.
"Shit." Shadow realized, "Uh, right! He tanked hits until I powered down." He started running towards another rooftop.
"I can't tank hits, but…" His eyes widened, "I can force him to spend more power." He snapped his fingers, "Looks like I gotta take a page out of blue boy's book, and taunt this asshole."
Meta managed to get onto the new rooftop arena, and started to look around for Shadow.
"Hey, ugly!" Shadow called from atop a water tank, "Why do you wear that helmet? Is it because you're too ugly?"
"Grr…" Meta aimed his Brute Shot and fired on the hedgehog, who easily dodged.
"What? Your multiple couldn't agree how to put on makeup, so they decided to wear that ugly thing?" he taunted.
Meta aimed his weapon down a bit, planning on blowing up the water tank that Shadow was standing on top of. "Rrgg…"
*BOOM!*
The water tank came crashing down, spilling its contents: 50 gallons of water.
"Sayonara!"
The resulting water washed the Meta away, and back onto the street, leaving a sizable crack on the ground.
Peach, unlike the other heroes, was on the defensive when she was fighting Joker. She'd much rather be acting as support for Bowser, but someone had to keep an eye on the payload.
"Now, c'mon Peachy. I just want to make you smile."
Peach took cover behind a car. With bullets shattering the windows, and glass spraying everywhere, Peach screamed in fright.
"Hey, what's the hold up? I got the perfect punchline for you."
If there was something to be taken from Batman's paranoid lessons on what Joker will throw at you, it was the fact that when he said punchline-
*POW!*
He put extra emphasis on punch.
"Aw dammit. I missed!" Joker 'lamented'. "Oh well, time to pull out the big guns." He hoisted a bazooka that he got from seemingly nowhere, and took aim at Peach's new hiding spot: A mailbox.
Peach knew what was coming, and she pulled out her old parasol to prepare for a defense.
Joker pulled the trigger on his rocket launcher, and-
*PZZT!*
A bang flag came out.
"Hahahahahahah… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Yeah, that maniacal laughter is never good.
He pulled the trigger again, and the 'flag' launched at Peach.
*BOOM!*
Elsewhere, all the heroes (And a few of the villains) in the area turned towards the source of the explosion, and raced towards it. The villains who didn't gave chase to the hero they were fighting.
"Oh crap…"
"Peach…"
"Dammit. Who's bright idea was it to pit the princess against The Joker?"
"Gotta keep moving…"
"I swear, if he's done anything that hurt her…"
Joker is one messed up mofo.
Deadpool: Got that right. Hey, I'm getting lonely here by myself. Can you write in someone to keep me company?
Hm? Oh, sure. I'll have to find someone who's available and willing to hang out with you.
Deadpool: Willing?
Alright. Someone who's capable of putting up with you. Better?
Deadpool: So… Dante?
Dante.
Anyways, I got a disclaimer to get to. Ahem,
If I owned these characters, why would I be posting the story on a site that has the word fanfiction in its URL?
Deadpool: Getting a little snarky there.
I get irritated without Alexis here to keep me calm.
Deadpool: Believe it or not-
I don't believe it.
Deadpool: I miss her too.
… Yeah, still don't believe it.
