*BOOM!*
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
So, yeah. Joker's laughing maniacally. His bang missile having seemingly annihilated Princess Peach.
"Whew."
"What the hell?"
A very pink parasol obstructed Joker's view.
"Now that." Peach wiped her forehead, "Thanks, Perry."
"No problem, Princess! Like I said, just call me if you need me!"
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If this was a television show, the Joker would have turned to the audience and commented 'And I though Ozzy's umbrellas were weird'
Unfortunately, this isn't a television show, so the Joker just commented that line to himself.
"PEACH!"
The princess turned around to see Shadow running towards her, followed by Tracer and Hawkeye.
"Shadow! Lena, Clint!" Peach exclaimed, "What are you guys doing here?"
"We're here to give you some backup. The clown's not exactly a guy you wanna fight alone." Hawkeye replied.
"Hey! I'm right here you know!"
Deathstroke rushed past the heroes and to Joker's right, "Ah shut it, Joker. I thought you'd be happy. What with them saying that they need to be a team to take you on and all." he replied, reloading his machine guns.
Sektor Cyber-ported to his location as well. "Perhaps we could get together at some point. I could cyberize you and make you better- AH!"
"Grr…" Meta smacked Sektor right in the back of the head.
He was still soaking wet, by the way.
"GRAH!" Ganon hit the pavement in a satisfying 'thud.'
Bowser landed nearby the other heroes with in a heroic landing. "And that was for Subspace!"
Tracer finally arrived, with Snake (Whom she had gone back to get). "Cheers luvs, Cavalry's 'ere!"
"Kept you waiting, huh?" Snake smirked.
Fulgore revealed himself, having used his cloaking to hide himself until he managed to regroup with the villains.
"A standoff? Are we really doing this again?" Joker asked, brandishing a dagger.
"Yeah. We're doing this again." Hawkeye quipped back, readying his bow.
"Grr…" Meta reloaded his weapon, and took aim.
Bowser opted for the time-honored tradition of cracking his knuckles, "I'm good for a showdown."
Ganon had his dark magical energy surround his hands, "The Triforce of Power shall overcome you!"
Fulgore growled. Overclocking his nuclear reactor, to power up.
Sektor checked his systems, and waved the screen away. "I will show no mercy!"
Snake cocked his gun, "This'll be a piece of cake."
Tracer reloaded her weapons as well, "Ya got that right, luv."
Deathstroke brandished his weapons, "Let's see what you're made of!"
Peach made a heart shape with her hands before dispelling a bit of magic, "As Mario would say, Let's a-go!"
"The power of chaos is mine!" Shadow called, heroically, spinning in place akin to a certain blue-hedgehog.
Joker shrugged, "Alrighty then," He did some tricks with his dagger, "Let's put a smile on your faces!"
"Holy shit, this'll be good." Deadpool commented.
"See! Deadpool agrees!"
"What the?" The merc turned around to see Batman, Cammy, Chun-Li, and Mega Man standing there. They seemed to be arguing with Raiden, Raiden, Ivy, and Goliath. "What are you guys doing here?
"We're debating who'll win." The Cyborg ninja replied.
"And it appears that you agree with us." The thunder god added.
"Okay, maybe we should start spelling the thunder god's name as Rayden. This is starting to get confusing." Deadpool muttered under his breath.
Rayden raised an eyebrow at this. Like many others before him, he was also confused as to what Wade was referring to.
Batman sighed, "I was dragged into this. But I am in support of Ken mostly because most of Terry's wins stem from being on a team." He replied.
"And what has Ken fought against that can stack against a tournament champ?" Ivy rebuttled.
"He's won plenty of Martial Arts tournaments in the U.S." Mega Man replied, showing support for a fellow Capcom fighter.
"And he beat Ryu in a fight." Chun-Li added.
"Was that confirmed?" Rayden challenged.
"He said he'd only marry his girlfriend Eliza after beating Ryu in a fair fight, so I'd say so." Cammy replied wistfully.
"And Terry's survived a collapsing NESTS base." Raiden pointed out.
"Okay, can we just call him Bogard? I don't want to talk using the same name as my son." Batman requested.
"Speaking of, when is he going to fight Spider-Man 2099?" Deadpool asked.
"Hell if I know." Batman grumbled.
"Well, anyways-"
"Wait, where's Rye-Yoo?" Wade interrupted.
"Ree-Yoo is busy meditating." Chun-Li replied, irritated that she was interrupted.
"Weird."
"Why's that weird?"
"He's usually more excitable than this," Deadpool observed, "He acted more like Ken in earlier chapters."
"What chapt- nevermind." Cammy waved off, "He told me that the reason he acted like that was because he missed Ken's energy and personality."
"Hmph, Cop-Out." Deadpool muttered, "Real smooth there, X. Using that as your excuse of writing him out of character."
"I'm not even going to ask." Cammy muttered.
"Why are you waiting over there, anyways Wade?" Ivy asked.
"My legs are busy regenerating and acid burns kept it from it being so quick." Deadpool commented.
"Pretty sure that wasn't proper grammar, but- Wait!" Chun-Li realized, "How did none of us notice his missing legs to begin with?"
"Hell if I know." Ivy shrugged, "How'd you lose it in the first place, Wade?"
"Trying to rescue a payload from Joker, Meta, Fulgore, Ganon, Sektor, and Deathstroke." Wade grumbled, "Bruce was right. Joker's a crazy mofo who could beat up god if he wanted to."
"I never said that."
"You did in my mind."
"What's on the 'payload' anyways?" Ivy asked, though she couldn't care less, she just wanted to know what was so special that Wade went in to rescue.
"Eh, the usual stuff that we usually get. Remember how we were running low on Senzu beans?" He asked, to which the others nodded in reply. "Well, those six went and captured it. Some of the other heroes went after it, but-"
"WHAT?" Batman's usual stoic face broke as he rushed to Deadpool's face and grabbed his shoulders, "Who went after them?"
"Uh, Tracer, Bowser, Snake, Hawkeye, Shadow," Deadpool listed, oblivious to Batman's growing worry, "And Peach."
Much to everyone's surprise, Batman calmed down, "Oh? Well then, they should be fine then."
"WAIT, WHAT?"
Deadpool: So, has anyone caught on to what you're planning?
Not to my knowledge. Is anyone going to mention that the chaos emerald that Joker apparently has is actually a piece of hard candy that Eggman made to try and replace one of Sonic's when he's not looking?
Deadpool: Nope. Apparently Israel Pena isn't all too observant.
Joker: You aren't wrong.
Me & Deadpool: HOLY FUCK! RUN!
Deadpool: I'm a woman in another universe, I get out first!
Bullshit Wade! That multiverse thing applies to me too y'know!
*Door Slam*
Joker: What has their panties in a twist? I just wanted to do the disclaimer for once.
*Leaves*
Deadpool: Uh, I forgot that my legs haven't healed yet. Can someone help me out here?
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Deadpool: X? Anyone?
