"Rgg…"
*Cough Cough!*
"The pain…"
Many sounds of agony came from both sides. Bowser, Shadow, Snake, Tracer, and Hawkeye were all down, seemingly for the count.
On the villains' side, only Joker was standing. Laughing maniacally as he usually did. He walked towards Clint, intent on putting a smile on his face. Whether he wanted it or not.
How did we get here? Well then, to answer that question, we must go back in time.
A few hours earlier…
"CHARGE!"
"ATTACK!"
The heroes and villains attacked in a group.
Snake managed to use his stealth and acrobatic skills to evade Fulgore and maneuver behind him for a placement of C4. Fulgore quickly turned around to try and slash at the Foxhound soldier, but Snake was too fast on his feet.
He pressed the detonator, and knocked Fulgore to the ground where he started to pump the cyborg full of lead.
One more piece of C4, and Fulgore was shorting out, and clearly losing power.
Tracer had opted to swap foes to attack Sektor. Unlike Snake, she had some quips.
"Just so you know, Genji is better looking than you, luv." Tracer quipped as she jumped over Sektor, firing her guns at the red-clad ninja.
"Silence, you incompetent pilot!" Sektor growled, clearly trying to goad Tracer into making a mistake.
"'Incompetent'?" Tracer asked, offended, "I'll have you know that I'm Overwatch's top pilot! And the fact that I'm a thorn in Talon's side should say wonders about my skill."
"IMBECILE!" Sektor roared, flamethrowers shooting out at their maximum.
Tracer managed to sneak behind Sektor, and lightly tapped his shoulder before saying "Too bad you're not a sniper, luv. We coulda had dinner or something."
"GRAH!" Sektor was irritated, and he started to launch missiles that Tracer was easily dodging.
Hawkeye and Slade were going at it. Clint had retreated to a rooftop to escape Slade's energy lance, and was currently firing arrows at the super-soldier, who, incidentally, also got onto the opposite rooftop.
"You're an incompetent archer who's a blatant rip-off of Oliver Queen. I, on the other hand, am the greatest assassin in the world." Slade boasted, as he used his sniper to try and hit Hawkeye.
The keyword being 'try', as Clint was bobbing and weaving his way to cover, "You're not brash, if you could back it up. Also, if Deadpool were here, he'd totally laugh at your use of the word 'assassin.'" He shot back with an explosive arrow.
"Yes, yes. 'Twice the ass, and add a sin.'" Slade recited, having dealt with that mantra before.
"You do know what they say, sometimes the original isn't always the best." Clint mentioned, firing a putty arrow that immobilized Slade for a bit, giving the trickshooter ample opportunity to fire his next arrow, imbedding itself in the barrel of Slade's rifle just as he tried to fire.
*Bang!*
It went about as well as you'd expect.
Meta started towards Peach. He was aware that if she was taken out, then the heroes would be in big trouble.
"Grrr…"
Meta activated his time abilities, slowing time to a crawl as he made his way to the Princess.
He felt something tap his shoulder, "Hey buddy. How's about we do round two?"
Meta was greeted with a high-velocity kick to the face when he turned around.
"I guess if both of us slow down time, then we technically are moving at the same speed." Shadow quipped as he strode towards Meta, "Now, let's see how much power your suit has."
Meta started to open fire on Shadow, who stopped the attacks using his chaos powers. "You're not gonna hit my friends with those things."
Shadow made his ultimatum. And now, it was time for the Meta to rush in and engage in close quarters combat.
Meta's overhead slashing attack was easily dodged by Shadow, who retaliated with a swift kick to the back.
Meta's armor started shorting out, and Shadow could feel his powers running low as time returned to normal for them. "Alright, time to go SUPER!"
Shadow's fur turned golden, as he entered his super shadow state. "Now, I'll show you power."
While Shadow was busy beating up Meta, Bowser was busy continuing round two with Ganon.
"BOWSER BOMB!"
*SLAM!*
The Koopa King ground pounded the street so hard, pieces of asphalt cracked and came up.
"Now, why are you on their side, Koopa? You can't handle being a villain?" The Dark King taunted.
"I can handle being a villain." Bowser said, swiping his razor-sharp claws at Ganon, "But being a hero is more enjoyable." He finished, blocking a powerful magical blast with his shell.
"Tch, so pathetic." Ganon uttered. "You probably couldn't defeat Dan Hibiki. You useless turtle- GAH!"
Bowser resorted to flinging the pieces of the street at Ganondorf. "Ah, shut your piehole, Ganondork."
Ganon rolled his eyes as he teleported behind Bowser, "Like I haven't heard that one before…"
A warlock punch sent Bowser into the wall, nearby the payload. He turned to the driver, "Well, what are you waiting for, an invitation? MOVE!"
"R-Right!" The driver sped off towards the hotel, intent on not disappointing the heroes again, and not making Bowser mad.
"Hmph, resorting to protecting the innocent? It won't help you."
Bowser snarled, flickers of flame coming out of his nose, "Nah. It just means I don't have to hold back anymore!" He declared, power resonating through his body.
"NOW FEEL THE MIGHT OF GIGA BOWSER!"
Bowser's form changed. He was now several times bigger, and the power he was emitting dwarfed Ganon's, and the Gerudo King knew it.
"Son of a-"
*SPLAT!*
Bowser crushed him under his foot.
The other heroes all managed to defeat their opponents as well. Tracer had managed to trick Sektor into hitting himself with a homing missile after melting himself to the asphalt; Snake's electrical knife (Or as others called it, the Taze-stabber) managed to short circuit Fulgore's systems; Hawkeye's electrical arrow shocked Slade to the point that he didn't pay attention to the falling debris that was about to crush him - and it DID crush him - And Bowser managed to crush Ganon under his foot, proving that without his curses, Ganon could be easily beaten by the Koopa King.
Peach was nowhere to be seen, though. And this had the heroes worried.
"Where'd she go?"
"I thought you were keeping track of her!"
"What if she's been kidnapped? Someone would put Bowser out of a job!"
The questions kept being thrown around between the heroes. Unfortunately -
*BOOM!*
An explosion from below had hit them all.
Tracer's Chronal Accelerator was damaged. She wouldn't fade from existence, but she couldn't use her abilities.
Clint was coughing up blood, some pieces of metal having impaled him in the lower stomach area.
Snake got hit by a blown-up car. His legs having been broken by the vehicle. "Grrah! The pain…"
Shadow was imbedded in the wall of a nearby building. He was currently groaning in pain.
Bowser, being at the epicenter of the explosion, was knocked down very hard. His shell was even a bit cracked, and one of his horns were broken. "Ohh…"
"Ohohoho! Looks like I used a little too much C4 for that one."
Snake glared. It was the Joker.
"I couldn't find that petch of a girl, so I decided to come here to have a little fun!"
Tracer could only muster a small sound that seemed to be a mix between a whimper, and a snarl.
"Oh, don't be like that." Joker replied. He took out a knife and a spray can. He stared at the heroes, "Now, who could use a smile on their face?"
"Eenie," Tracer.
"Meenie," Bowser.
"Minie," Snake.
"Moe," Shadow.
"Catch a tiger by the toe." Clint.
He walked towards the archer, "Ooh, I'm gonna have some fun with you."
Clint could only watch in horror as the Clown Prince of Crime sauntered towards him. His quiver and arrows were just a few feet away, if he could-
Joker kicked them away. "Can't have that." He laughed maniacally.
"Crap."
And that is where we came in.
Deadpool: Think anyone's caught on to what your plan to get these guys out of this is yet?
No. Not really. I see your legs have grown back.
Deadpool: Yep. Just waiting on the feet to grow back, and I'll be good to go.
Neat… You wanna do the disclaimer?
Deadpool: Eh, sure. Why not? Ahem, The author here owns nothing. And he never will own anything. He's a loser who-
Okay Wade, that's enough.
