When we last left our heroes, they were at the mercy of the Joker.

But, before we get to that part, we gotta go back to the hotel and see who's placing bets.

Yep, this part is filler. If you want to, you can skip to where the action is, but I'd appreciate it if you also read this part as well.

Oh, and before anybody calls anything, no. Peach isn't going to kick Joker in the head. There's a different ending that's going to happen. Because let's face it, this is an Overwatch homage chapter.

Where was I? Oh yeah. We're going to see who's placing bets.

"So, both of them are fathers. No matter who wins, one of them is leaving a kid behind, and can't tell them what's happening." Captain America mentioned.

"At the very least, Ken has a wife. His kid will still have a mother." Tony replied.

"What about his dad?"

"Pfft." Tony scoffed, "Like any of us have good dads. Am I right Spider-Man?"

"Don't talk about Ben like that."

"He's technically your uncle, so my point is proven." Tony said, oblivious to Spidey's irritation.

"How many of us even have a father who's still alive anyways?" Cap asked.

"My dad may as well have been dead, what with how he drowned out his sorrows and left me to raise my little sister." Yang said from across the room.

"I lost track of which father I have. I think it's currently Django, but that might change at some point." Pietro added.

"My father abandoned me, then Gouken took me in, then he died, and then it turned out he wasn't dead." Ryu said, entering the room, "I lost track after that."

"Ryu, buddy!" Spidey exclaimed as he got up to put an arm around the warrior, choosing to ignore Ryu's discomfort at the Spider-themed hero being near him, "Where have you been?"

"I have been meditating, and praying for Ken's victory." Ryu said, tentatively removing Spider-Man's arm from his shoulder.

Batman entered the room, with several others following him, "C'mon, Bats! Can you at least tell us why you're not worried?" Mega Man asked. Some people forget, that Mega Man was still the excitable Rock underneath all those weapons and gadgets and weapons.

"DON'T ANSWER THAT!" Deadpool came hobbling in, his feet were almost halfway grown, "The author put in a LOT of effort for this reveal twist, and I'm not going to let you ruin one of Peach's best action moments!"

"Oh. So now you care about this 'author' person. I thought that you hated him." Mega Man quipped.

"I don't hate him. I just like to argue with him a lot." Deadpool replied, folding his arms.

"What are you guys even talking about?"

"Batman here doesn't care what Joker will do to Shadow, Bowser, Peach, Snake, Clint, and Tracer." Mega Man answered.

"I never said that I don't care," Batman clarified, "I only said that I wasn't worried. Peach will take care of it. Imagine that she's basically the White Mage." he added, annoyed that he had to use the term 'white mage'.

Deadpool looked at his watch, which was apparently a busted up limited edition Dora the Explorer one. So, he's been dimension hopping. But, it's Deadpool, what do you expect?

"I'd expect that the author is about to cut to the fight, so you can tell people now if you want to, Bats." Wade said.

"Okay then…" Batman trailed off, "You see…"


"Crap."

"Clint!" Tracer reached for the archer, looking on as she was useless to do anything.

Snake tried to get up, but fell down again, "Dammit! My legs. I think my legs are broken!"

Shadow struggled to get out of the wall, and did, but his efforts of getting to Clint in time got halted by sharp debris stabbing him in the foot, "I can't… Get there…" he collapsed to his hands and knees, the pain being too much for him.

Bowser was unable to move because of the immense pain he was in, "Grr…"

Tracer, being the closest, looked at him quizzically, "You seem to be more ticked off than worried. Why aren't you worried?"

"Don't you feel it?"

Lena raised an eyebrow, "Feel what?"

Bowser grinned, "A nice big-"

"FLOWER POINTS AT MAXIMUM! SPELL CASTED: GROUP HUG!"

Mystical energy surrounded the heroes, as Peach used a turnip to force Joker away from Hawkeye. "Sorry about that, needed to get my flower points up."

The other heroes felt revitalized. Their wounds being patched up almost as if they weren't there.

"So, this is what Wolverine feels when his powers patch him up…" Clint muttered, getting up and grabbing his quiver and arrows. His adamantium arrow ready

Tracer jumped back to her feet, Chronal Accelerator completely repaired, "Thanks luv! You're a regular Mercy!" She pulled out her guns, and aimed at the nightmarish clown.

Snake flipped back into a fighting stance and readied his gun to shoot the Clown Prince of Crime, "Kept us waiting, huh?" He smirked towards the Princess.

Shadow jumped back up and prepared several chaos spears. All pointing at The Genocidal Jester. "Sayonara."

Peach readied her parasol, intent on smacking the Grinning Killer into next week… Or next month, considering she's channeling her rage for a powerful attack. "This is the part where you run away." She said in the sweetest, yet most threatening voice known to man.

Joker growled and raised his arm, "DAMMIT!" A balloon started to inflate out of his arm, "I WAS SO CLOSE!" The balloon started to carry Joker away, back to the villain hotel, "I WAS SO CLOSE!"

The other villains were also busy retreating. Deathstroke grabbed his guns and started running off. Knowing full well that against all six of the heroes, he'd be sure to lose.

Sektor had Cyber-Ported away from the fight. Supposedly having done so once Peach had shown up again.

Fulgore activated his cloaking. And judging by the large imprints on the ground, he was also running off.

Due to the fact that Ganon was imbedded in the ground, Meta had to force him out much like he did for Doc when he got stuck in the wall in season 8.

Man, those were some crazy times. Remember when all they did was stand around and talk?

Well, the villains all trudged back to their homebase, with their tail between their legs. Heroes victorious, and just in time to welcome Ken and Terry to the hotel. Maybe they could also spend some time relaxing too, now that the payload got there. Because screw GPS, the driver-bot has a highly-advanced A.I program that can't be hacked.

So yeah. Speaking of which, let's check up on that payload.


"Hello Accel!" Deadpool called, extending the 'e', "You got the usual?"

Accel nodded, "Yep. Just let me unload it, and the heavy lifters like Spider-Man, Cloud, and Zangief should take care of it." The bot replied.

"Great!" Deadpool exclaimed before getting in low, "Now, where is she…?"

"What are you doing?"

"Hm?" Deadpool turned around to see the Freelancer leader looking at him, "Nothing. Just thought I'd sort through this stuff." Wade lied.

"Why?"

"Just to be helpful." Another lie.

"Yeah, I don't buy it. He probably hid a paint bomb in there," Epsilon noted, "Or maybe a real bomb, we should probably take care of it."

Carolina nodded, "Right. Run a scan of the stuff."

"On it!"

"Ohcrap ohcrap ohcrap ohcrap ohcrap ohcrap ohcrap oh… crapcrapcrap!" Deadpool muttered.

"Huh, that's weird" Church said, confused and curious.

"What is it?" Carolina questioned.

"Well, for some reason, there's another life signature in the cargo." He answered

"Dammit!" Wade whisper-shouted to himself, "X is going to stick a carbonadium dagger in my skull… Or take chimichangas off the menu…" His eyes widened, "Or both…"

"What the hell?"

"It looks like a… Chibi version of Tex?" Epsilon asked to himself and the general people in the area.

"Tweet tweet."

"Is there something up with her voice filter or something?" Carolina asked.

"No, by the looks of it, that's how it speaks."

"TWEET TWEET!"

"Okay, I think this one's a girl… I guess? - Hey, little guy, or… Gal- whatever. Are you a girl?"

The Chibi-Tex nodded.

"Okay, now it's time to go, Alexis." Deadpool said quickly, "Don't want to keep you-know-who waiting- OW The back of my head!"

"Shut it, merc." Carolina replied, hitting fixing one the new gravity hammers she and the Chief ordered to her back, "I'm sure-as hell not gonna let you imprint your crappy influence on this little birdie." Carolina said.

"Y'know, I think that this is the first time you had a nostalgic tone of voice." Epsilon snarked.

"Oh shut it Church. So, I guess her name's 'Alexis'."

"Apparently. Hey Alexis," The 'newly' christened Alexis turned her head towards Epsilon, "You wanna hang with us?"

Alexis nodded her head vigorously, excited to meet some of her idols in person. "Tweet tweet!"

"We're probably going to need a translator or something for that." Epsilon noted as Carolina exited the loading zone.

"Supplies are here!" Zangief said excitingly.

"Alright, just don't try and carry seven crates like you did last time." Cloud deadpanned, as he went to help collect crates.

Spidey swung in as well, "Yeah. You're lucky my spider-sense caught it in time, or we all would have been blown up by the crate of grenades that was in that thing." He rolled his eyes under his mask.

The three heroes chatted as they exited the loading area, and the driver took off. Leaving Wade Wilson lying on the floor.

"Son of a…"


Deadpool: BITCH! AUGH, DAMMIT!

Wade, calm down. I miss her too. Also, sorry for not believing you when you said you missed her all those chapters ago… *Sigh*…

Deadpool: Well, now we don't have a cutesy mini-character to snark with here. What are we supposed to so now?

Wait for She-Hulk?

Deadpool: Sigh… I guess so. It's gonna be weird without the little gal around here though.

You wanna make fun of me in the disclaimer? That usually cheers you up.

Deadpool: Nah… I'll just mention that the only character you can claim rights to is Lexi and be done with it.

I miss her shooting s whenever we called her 'Lexi'...

Deadpool: Yeah. It's so lonely around here that I actually said the word 'sigh' instead of actually sighing.

Hey, if you have the time, can you drop off her gun at… wherever it is that she's sleeping?

Deadpool: Sure… sure…

Both: *Sigh…*