[IAmIronMan has created group chat: DB Chat]

IAmIronMan: Is this thing working?

IAmIronMan: Sweet! It does work.

Mighty Shield: Tony, what is this?

IAmIronMan: It's a group chat.

IAmIronMan: Think of it like a communications channel. Only with text.

Mighty Shield: I guess you have JARVIS doing autocorrect for you?

IAmIronMan: Yep. I take it that you just have some anal-retentiveness about grammar and spelling?

Mighty Shield: I'm leaving.

IAmIronMan: At least send someone else here. I'm bored.

[Mighty Shield has left DB Chat]

IAmIronMan: Dammit, now I'm bored.

[Web-Head has entered DB Chat]

Web-Head: I had nothing better to do. What are we talking about?

IAmIronMan: I was thinking we could have a group discussion about who Amy is going to be fighting in the next bout.

[LockYourHeart has entered DB Chat]

LockYourHeart: My money's on Nora Valkyrie.

LockYourHeart: And I'm betting on her to win!

Web-Head: Why?

LockYourHeart: She has a grenade launcher attached to that war hammer of hers.

IAmIronMan: What about Dedede? He could also be an opponent.

[Edgehog has entered DB Chat]

Edgehog: Please. Most hammer nuts could beat amy. Harley quinn could beat amy.

LockYourHeart: To be fair, she can tank abuse from the Joker.

Web-Head: Okay, how are you formatting your words like that?

IAmIronMan: There's a function on the top of the screen. Along with a bold function, an italic function, and an underline function.

JARVIS: That is correct.

Edgehog: When did he get here?

JARVIS: I am running this chat room. I am also responsible for performing grammar and auto-correct for the Marvel heroes.

LockYourHeart: Yang and Carolina managed to work out a deal with some company. Epsilon, and by extension, Carolina and Yang get a few dollars every day, so long as Epsilon runs an auto-correct software.

LockYourHeart: They needed a few more people, so Me and Cloud get to use it too. Along with the Chief.

[Carolina_Church has entered DB Chat]

Carolina_Church: Yep.

LockYourHeart: Awfully short reply for someone just logging in.

Carolina_Church: Church wrote that comment. Is this one long enough for you? Dammit, Church!

Carolina_Church: Haha! I'm never going to get tired of this.

Edgehog: Hey, as long as we're talking about nutjobs who stalk their crushes, what about that acrobat chick from toph's world?

LockYourHeart: I'd say that she still beats Amy. Most of everyone does.

Web-Head: Venom's my stalker. Should he fight Amy?

IAmIronMan: I actually thought he'd be a better suited opponent for the Alien.

Edgehog: Please. We all know that alien will fight predator.

Carolina_Church: Can we invite people into this. It's a little boring to just talk to only a few people.

JARVIS: One moment.

[JARVIS has added GonzoHanzo to DB Chat]

GonzoHanzo: What do you want?

Edgehog: We were wondering if you had any ideas as to who amy rose should fight.

GonzoHanzo: Mileena. if i had a koin for every time i've caught her staring at my butt, i'd have enough koins to get a comfortable house in outworld.

LockYourHeart: That seems like an exaggeration.

GonzoHanzo: Okay. a reasonably comfortable house in outworld.

IAmIronMan: That seems more likely.

[SonyaTheBlade has entered DB Chat]

SonyaTheBlade: I can unfortunately vouch for that. But, I'd think that Sakura from Gaara's realm would also be a good match.

Edgehog: She's a ninja. She'd also beat up amy.

LockYourHeart: Who can Amy fight against, and win?

Edgehog: Roll?

LockYourHeart: From Mega Man's world? I doubt that she'll enter the ring.

IAmIronMan: Maybe they'll do it based on last names and send in blondie's sister.

[IBurnBlond has entered DB Chat]

IBurnBlond: My Big-Sister Senses were tingling. Who mentioned my sister?

LockYourHeart: Read above.

IBurnBlond: … You know even my sister can decapitate Amy pretty quickly, right?

IAmIronMan: Hey, we're just looking for a common theme, an I thought that last names would be a decent connection.

IBurnBlond: Then what about Rose Quartz, or her kid?

LockYourHeart: With his impressive defense? I'd say he would wear out Amy so she couldn't win.

IBurnBlond: Story behind that: Amy is looking for the Chaos Emeralds to give to Sonic as a gift. She runs into him, and they duke it out.

LockYourHeart: Knowing the morons at the helm, they'll probably botch the story to a significant amount.

IAmIronMan: I dunno. I'd think they got my fight right in terms of story.

Edgehog: I hate having to deal with zubats. They probably got me right with that one.

JARVIS: And I do believe that Pietro Maximoff's battle with the Flash was also well-written.

GonzoHanzo: And joker vs sweet tooth. That seemed pretty spot on.

SonyaTheBlade: Story-wise, this season's looking pretty good.

Edgehog: …

GonzoHanzo: …

IBurnBlond: …

LockYourHeart: …

Web-Head: …

IAmIronMan: …

Carolina_Church: …

SonyaTheBlade: Yeah, even I felt stupid after typing that,


Obligatory Chat!Fic chapter! Woo!

Deadpool: Hey, what do you think my username should be?

MercWithMouth? Ninja!Spidey? TakaVoice?

Deadpool: Well, maybe the reviewers can come up with something.

Eh, good point. I gotta do the disclaimer anyways. Ahem, I don't own these characters. No matter how cool that would be. Also, suggestions for other characters' usernames are welcome.

Deadpool: Heroes preferred, sans Batman. Dude's so boring that he just uses 'Batman'.

Eh, if someone bugs him enough, he might change it to