Go figure, Amy was fighting Ramona Flowers from the Scott Pilgrim series.
"Who the hell is Ramona Flowers?"
Clint scratched his head, "I'll be honest… I have no idea."
"That's something you've always wanted to say, wasn't it?" Sonic asked rhetorically.
"Yeah." Clint blinked, "What exactly should we think here?"
"I don't know. Maybe we should do some research, and - whatever I'm bored. Have fun!"
Sonic raced off, clearly not going to do any of the research for Ramona, and leaving Clint to do all the research himself.
"Screw this, I have to log in some time at the range."
Okay, so we need a new guy to do the research.
So, without Clint or Sonic doing the research, we need to find someone else to do a quick rundown of Ramona. Unfortunately, everyone's faith in Amy's abilities were…
"I have no idea who this Ramona person is, and I'm still siding with her." Tifa said, working at the bar.
… Yeah, nobody really thinks that Amy stands a chance.
"I'll agree to that, T," Yang replied, somehow mixing drinks with only one hand. Being left with only one arm for about six months apparently made her rather proficient with it, "That's mostly due to the fact that I hate stalkers, but I still kinda want Amy to lose the fight."
"I totally get it. And it's totally fair that you feel that way. I also hate stalkers." Tifa agreed, knowing that Yang needed this kind of support.
"Don't patronize me."
Okay, maybe she didn't need that exact kind of support, but she was still appreciated the sentiment.
Tifa rolled her eyes, "You're starting to go from 'happy sarcastic' to 'cynical sarcastic' there, Sunshine."
Yang rolled her eyes right back, "Sorry. But knowing that all the hard work you put into raising someone, then to be tossed aside when you get hurt is a little difficult to bounce back from."
"Look at the bright side," Tifa offered.
"What bright side?"
"The fans can't use a dumbass bias accusation since Nora isn't fighting."
Yang relented a little, and smiled, "Okay, I guess that's pretty cool."
"See?" Tifa grinned, patting her friend on the back, "Always look towards the positives."
Okay, so that's already four characters who don't give a shit about Ramona, and I doubt that there will be any that will. Let's face it, Amy's kinda weak.
Hey, don't blame me! It's not my fault that Ramona has a portal to another dimension that can force a home field advantage like Flash and Scorpion!
"Hey, y'know…"
Wait a sec, is that Sonic? Since when did he…
"What?"
And Tails?
"Despite the fact that she's always stalked me," He continued, "I'm kinda rooting for her. Amy, I mean."
Tails smiled a bit, "She does have kickboxing. Maybe that fighting experience can make it close."
Sonic sighed, "We've been on a bit of a losing streak, though. Shads' lost twice, and Knux didn't do that well against the big gorilla."
"Invisibility is rather useful, now that I think about it." Tails mentioned.
"Can't say she won't put up a heck of a fight."
*Sigh*, you ever have one of those characters that you want to win, just so that way a losing streak can be avoided, but you know that they're gonna lose?
Deadpool: You're trying to find a way for Amy to win, huh?
Someone has to. Right Alexis?
…
Deadpool: Dude…
Right. I know. I just… Keep forgetting that she's gone is all.
Deadpool: Y'know, it's getting late. I'll handle the disclaimer, you start thinking of things to do for the next chapter.
Okay.
Deadpool: If there was anyone who X could claim rights to, it would be Alexis.
Waitasec! Why are you acting so nice all of a sudden?
Deadpool: It's definitely not because I want a major role in a story arc!
*Sigh*... I'll see what I can do…
