'Gay-Les Yay Ships Anonymous' is an interesting group. For starters, pretty much everyone has went there at least once. Secondly, it was a group to help the fighters who were constantly shipped with people of the same gender, and were uncomfortable with the chosen partner. And thirdly, an actual shipping war broke out every few months.
Well, the last one was unusual due to the fact that that it was usually a love triangle type of ship. It's a hogwash of craziness and general fights that usually resulted in an limb or two being broken.
"Look I like my little sister, and I would jump into a fight to save her," Yang started, "But I don't like her that way. It's freaking weird."
Guts scoffed, "It can't be any worse than having a bunch of people wanting to see you shag the guy who's pretty much responsible for about ninety percent of all shitty moments in your life."
"Oh my god," Cloud bemoaned, "People actually ship you with Femto? I mean, I can get Griffith, those two are essentially separate people, but Femto?" He grumbled, "It's almost as bad as people wanting to see me and Sephiroth 'horizontally dancing' as Yang puts it."
"At least you guys get options." Chun-Li pointed out, "There's a few people out there who think that Juri Han freako is a good partner for me! I would rather take Cammy as a romantic partner before Juri!"
"At least you two have interacted a few times. I don't even know who this 'Cinder Fall' chick is, and some people are already shipping me with her." Yang complained, "And to top it all off, more people decided that my baby sister is a better choice!"
Cloud shivered, "Personally, I prefer the insane theory that is 'Cinder is Ruby's mother' than actually having them be in a romantic relationship."
"At least you don't get shipped with a bitchy secretary." Tifa pointed out, "Then again, I'd rather choose Scarlet over the guy who burned down my hometown and killed one of my closest friends." She paused for a moment before stealing a quick glance at Yang, "If I didn't have any other options, anyways."
Guts sighed, "Why do people even support these abusive relationships? I'm pretty sure I read about someone who claimed that Adam is a better partner for Blake than the resident sun dragon over here." He gestured to Yang.
Yang scowled, "Because apparently, 'Abusive relationships are more interesting and intriguing' to those sickos." She growled, "By that same quote and quote logic, Peter Griffin is the most interesting man in the world."
"How the hell does he still have a family? He's an abusive prick who'd be more likely to snap his wife's neck before risking his own to save her." Tifa asked.
Cloud groaned, "See, it his general attitude that makes me want to see Sub-Zero rip off his head."
"Then get his remaining skeleton incinerated by Scorpion." Chun-Li added.
"Then have that head be eaten by Reptile." Tifa also added.
"And have the skeleton shrunk down by Ermac" Yang said, joining in the fun.
"And then have that shrunken skeleton be stomped on by Saibot." Guts said, finishing all the things the group of people wanted to see happen to the abusive prick that is Peter Griffin.
"Wow," Tifa realized, "We really got off topic here."
"Eh, we never really stay on topic to begin with." Chun-Li shrugged, "This is really just more of a place to vent about ships that you personally hate."
"I'd rather see Sephiroth fight Frieza than see him actually enter in a relationship with anybody." Yang said, "I don't give a damn if the hosts get flamed for it, Sephiroth deserves to die."
"Planet buster versus Planet buster." Cloud nodded, "It could be a fun match, even though we'd have to deal with Freeza and Sephiroth at the villains' place."
"You could just grab Link and your boyfriend, Dante to fight him off." Tifa giggled.
"Why is Dante suddenly my boyfriend now?" Cloud asked, irritated.
"Because everybody got to ship tease T and me to hell and back," Yang countered, "It's your turn now."
Cloud held his head in his hands, "I never should have gotten drunk with Tony. At least then it would have been more of an inside joke."
"So, Hulk." Iron Man continued, "Who do you guys want to see him fight?"
"Definitely not Broly. There's not enough on Broly to justify a win on his end."
"I have to side with the kid on this one," Green Arrow added, "Broccoli has an upper limit to his strength, your green goliath kinda doesn't."
"Well, first of all, it's Broly, not Broccoli-"
"All Saiyans are named after vegetables, shellhead. I don't think it matters." Spidey interrupted.
"Whatever. And secondly, what the hell do you mean by 'no limit'? I thought we agreed to not use that line of thinking." Iron Man said, continuing his original thought.
"Well, for starters, we agreed to try to avoid that kind of thinking." Green Arrow started, "And second, I didn't say it. Doctor Santini, Doctor Dramn, or whatever he's calling himself these days said it."
"I don't think we should be taking something said by someone who calls himself The Mad Thinker seriously." Spider-Man piped up.
"The Beyonder said it too."
Spider-Man grumbled in defeat, also muttering something about a secret war under his breath.
"So, what about Asura?" Iron Man asked.
"Eh, I doubt it. There's not a whole lot of data on the guy, and he also seems to be a better opponent for someone like Amaterasu." Dante replied, finally getting in on the conversation.
"I always figured that Red XIII was a better opponent."
"Nanaki? Do we really need more of Cloud's toxic fanbase attacking the hosts for pitting one of their characters against a literal goddess?" Spider-Man asked.
"To be fair, not all of his fanbase is toxic." Iron Man countered.
"There's enough that it gets annoying after awhile." Spidey countered.
"Fair enough."
Okay, references to the series proper?
Deadpool: Check.
General opinions for who Hulk should fight?
Deadpool: Check, except for Atrocitus, Solomon Grundy, and Doomsday.
Whatever, Disclaimer?
Deadpool: The one that says that you don't own these charactrers?
Yeah, that one.
Deadpool: Not check.
Crapbaskets.
