A common question asked around these parts is generally something along the lines of 'who do you think is getting tossed into the slaughterhouse this time?'
Another one is the more famous question, the one that started this whole thing, 'who would win in a fight?' - A question asked since mankind discovered the fist.
These days, it was more along the lines of… Well, I'll let Luigi take this one.
"Why are we fighting this guy again?"
"We need to stop him!"
Luigi sighed, "I already-a got that already Tails. What I want to know is why us?"
Tails sighed a bit, "We're the only ones available."
"Why can't the other heroes take care of it?"
"They're busy holding down the Hulk." Ryu answered for the twin-tailed fox.
"And tossing Thor's hammer on him and helping us out wasn't an option because…?" Luigi asked hesitantly.
"Because they needed to hold down every other limb to keep him from thrashing around." Master Chief replied, "Plus, I heard that he knocked out Hawkeye and Spider-Man while doing just that."
"Which means they can't get him to laugh himself back into Banner." Fox noted.
"RRRRAAAAAAWWWWWGGGGGHHHHH!"
All eleven fighters winced, "Please tell me that came from behind us." Mega Man pleaded.
"Unfortunately, no." Terry answered, "Zelda, off the top of your head, how far away is he?"
Zelda waved her hands around, casting a minor spell, "Twenty blocks."
"And closing in, fast." Raiden added.
"We're only four blocks away from the hero hotel!" Hanzo realized, "I've seen that monster's destruction firsthand, the collateral damage would be…"
"Then we should get going." Samus called from up ahead.
The badass bounty hunter called the others to her side. It was eleven great heroes.
Luigi: The Mushroom Kingdom's resident ghostbuster.
Fox McCloud: Leader of StarFox.
Ryu: The Street Fighter posterboy.
Miles "Tails" Prower: The twin-tailed fox genius.
Terry Bogard: The Legendary Hungry Wolf.
Master Chief: The ultimate space marine.
Zelda: Ruler of the kingdom of Hyrule.
Mega Man: The Super Fighting Robot.
Raiden: The badass cyborg ninja of Foxhound.
Hanzo Hasashi: The leader of the fearsome Shirai Ryu.
These eleven were walking towards their destination. The battlegrounds towards Doomsday. Their style of movement was reminiscent of the Justice League intro (The first one, not Unlimited). If Lucio from Overwatch was there, they would be accompanied by a badass soundtrack with them.
Thankfully, Ryu had a music track he got from Cloud, and the team was playing it with Mega Man's stereo equipment.
For those of you wondering, they were being accompanied by I Will Not Bow from the RvB soundtrack. It was a good thing that Cloud was basically Tifa's best friend. What with how much time the bartender spends with Yang, that whole thing was getting confusing.
But regardless, the team of ten were on their way to stop the monster.
"Why can't Buu just absorb this thing?" Master Chief asked, breaking the epic walk they were doing and causing Ryu to nearly trip over.
"Remember when Buu absorbed the Grand Supreme Kai?" Tails asked.
"Yeah. Why?"
Tails cleared his throat, "The reason Buu is even a good guy to begin with is because of that reason. If he absorbs Doomsday…"
"Luigi's getting quaky in his shoes again." Fox noted.
"Relax, green bean." Terry offered, "You'll be alright." He said, offering a consoling hand towards the green plumber.
"Alright. Alright." Luigi calmed down a bit, knowing that with this team of heroes, there wasn't any way for them to lose. "Let's a-go!"
"That's the spirit!"
Doomsday was tearing through the city. The rampant destruction going everywhere.
Everything was being thrashed, from the Vin'n'Jess restaurant, to the local gym.
There was only wanton destruction everywhere, chaos in the streets.
"In local news, Screwattack has inadvertently unleashed the monster Doomsday onto net city! Citizens are advised to-"
*CRASH!*
The news screen was decimated by a car that was flung several blocks away.
"RAAWWWHHGG!"
"Ahh!"
"Run!"
"Everyone to the bunkers! It's our only chanc-ack!"
The denizens were in a panic, and many of them were being slaughtered in droves. Then again, they were simply digitized personifications of people on the internet, and with how many killed themselves after excessive trolling and… You know.
*BZZT!*
A Ceratanium Buzzsaw flew towards the monster, and imbedded itself in its skull by about a millimeter.
Doomsday looked towards his new opponents. The eleven heroes that dared to stand up to him.
"Doomsday!" Zelda called, "We will give you one warning: Surrender now, or face us in battle!"
Doomsday's only response was to tear off one of his spikes, and throw it at the Princess.
"AH!" Zelda braced for impact, but it never came. "What the…?"
Luigi had sucked them up with his vacuum, and reversed the suction. The spikes got launched towards Doomsday, who merely knocked them away with his large hands.
"I guess that was his answer to our ultimatum." Terry Bogard quipped.
"Enough talk!" Raiden called, "Let's dance!"
Deadpool: The world's about to break! Tormented and attacked! Lost from when we wake… With no way to go back… -
Deadpool, what are you doing?
Deadpool: I'm singing. Duh.
Why the Earth's Mightiest Heroes theme, though?
Deadpool: That was a theme song from a TV show? I thought I was singing what was going to happen now that… Y'know.
I am well aware of what happened. And before I get any comments about it, I'm NOT talking about the Death Battle.
Deadpool: Take a break, relax, and claim that you own these characters.
I'm not doing that last part.
