"I'm Dianne from Net News Network. We're currently unable to show you what is happening right now. But, thankfully, we have a series of puppets that we're going to try to re-enact what we believe is happening. Many apologies to the people who are unable to watch, and are only able to listen." Dianne stated, "Apologies to all of you Zach fangirls and fanboys, he is unavailable. But, with me, is everyone's favorite weather girl, Nina Noelani. How are you today, Nina?"
"I hate to rain on your parade, but aren't you worried about Zach?" she asked, looking as if she was dragged into this situation against her will.
"Of course I'm worried about him! But the first thing we have to do, is make sure that the people are informed about the current crisis-"
"You just don't want to deal with him after the cameraman rejected him again, don't you?"
"He's sobbing into a carton of Rocky Road." Dianne replied, hanging her head down, "But enough of that, we ought to get to the news."
Nina sighed, this was going to be a long day…
It's worth noting, that while Starscream has trouble landing shots against foes that are around his size, the Gundam Epyon was over twice his size. This not only made Zech's Gundam a bigger target, but Starscream's constant barrage of attacks kept the sixth Gundam from being able to get in close.
"Tch, the Epyon system can show me every tactic that you'll use. Your silver tongue won't work on me." Zechs growled.
"As if that matters, you puny organic! You're not even a real warrior!" Starscream rebutted as he shot more missiles at his opponent.
"Not a real warrior?" Zechs questioned, "Why I oughta- I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE!"
"Tch, and to think that I thought that Brawl was short-tempered." The decepticon muttered.
Zechs activated the dual guns on his suit. Unfortunately, Starscream transformed into his Jet mode, and evaded.
"Hmm, trying to run away, are you? Well, Epyon's speed is more than a match for yours." Zechs said in a cocky manner.
"I doubt that…" The Seeker thought to himself.
The Mega Tigerzord was still in a deadlock with Godzilla. Essentially clashing in a manner that was exhausting to both fighters. Every punch thrown by Tommy was blocked by Godzilla, and any blow thrown by Godzilla was easily dodged.
"Uh oh." Tommy noticed that Godzilla was charging his Red Spiral Ray, and at the range he was at, there wasn't any time to dodge. "Saba, quick! The shield!"
"Right!"
The Mega Tigerzord activated the energy shield, and managed to block the deadly beam.
"Tommy, Quick! Plug the blast!" Saba called out.
"Hrgh…" Tommy moved the Mega Tigerzord forward, pushing until he reached Godzilla's mouth, and plugged the hole-
*BOOM!*
Starscream wasn't necessarily an idiot. Despite Megatron's claims, Starscream was always treacherous enough to manage to hinder the Decepticon leader multiple times. His strategic prowess may not have been that excellent, but he had time to research his opponent.
He managed to lead Zechs over a forest, and as the Gundam followed, it got caught in the blast.
"Grah!"
Starscream stood over the fallen Epyon's prone body.
"Grr… reboot already, dammit!" Zechs pounded the controls.
Starscream lowered his foot, crushing the Epyon, and Zechs with it.
Zechs woke up.
"Ugh, just a hallucination…" He realized. He then noticed that the path that Starscream was leading him to looked familiar.
"Catch me if you can, you puny organic!" Starscream taunted.
"Hmm. Here it comes."
Zechs made a sudden halt, routing the power to his shielding, and making the Epyon take a defensive stance.
"What the-?" Starscream also halted, "What are you doing you coward? Come over here and FIGHT!"
"Three, two, one…"
*BOOM!*
Starscream was caught in the blast. Tearing off his wing, and forcing him to the ground.
"Argh! You haven't won yet!" Starscream called out, "Null Ray Cannon!"
The beam fired, managing to land a hit on Epyon.
"Urgh, systems down… Got to wait for it to-"
"You won't get that chance!" Starscream called out, "TAKE. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY MISSILES!"
X: Woo! Got this one out.
Wade: Any takes on who the Power Rangers are fighting in the next smackdown?
X: Aside from Voltron, I got nothing.
Pinkie: Wait, what about that one show, uh… Megas XLR?
Alexis: Tweet tweet…
X: Alexis is right. Two seasons isn't exactly a whole lot to work with. And if Megas wins, well…
Wade: Yeah. We saw the complaints for those fights. Do not need another set of thise.
Pinkie: Could always be a Reaper from those Mass Effect games people are always talking about.
X: Eh, they're better suited for a swarm fight.
Wade: Who would the disclaimer fight if it were to be put into a Death Battle?
X: I don't think it can participate. It's not exactly a sentient being. Plus, I'd rather not risk it dying.
Wade: Fair enough.
