"When do you think one of the Green Lanterns is going to show up anyways?"
Batman looked up from his Batmobile engine. Joker had jammed the thing in silly string in a recent clash, and Batman was busy trying to clean it up.
"Why are you asking me? I thought you'd have rather see one of your guys, Wilson."
"Eh, I just want to rub it in his face that I got a movie sequel and he didn't."
"Right. Can you pass me my bat-blow dryer?" The Caped Crusader requested.
"Seriously, how much money does it take to have bat-themed everything?" Wade asked.
"It's pretty easy considering The Bat has become a symbol to a lot of people. I once saw a few bat-themed desk fans."
"Seriously?" Wade asked.
"Yeah. It didn't have the blades shaped like bat wings like mine, but it did have my bat symbol on the side." Batman replied as Deadpool handed him the blow dryer.
"Wow. I didn't think that would happen. You'd think your city's underground would have a heart attack when they see it in a store or something."
"One person did. There was a doctor that kept him alive though." The Dark Knight answered.
"Damn. I was hoping to win a bet that someone would have gotten scared to death from seeing just your symbol." Deadpool lamented.
"The Bat is a symbol of hope for the innocents, a symbol of heroism for the young kids, and a symbol to fear for the criminals." Batman replied, "Now hand me my water bottle. Working on this thing in this black suit is tiring."
"Why not work in white?" Wade asked, handing Batman a water bottle with a - you guessed it, a bat symbol on it.
"One, I only come in black-"
"- What about grey?" Pinkie asked, her head popping out of the toolbox that was to Batman's side.
"- Only if it's dark grey." Batman replied, "And two, like hell I'm going to stain a white suit with grease and oil."
"Makes sense." Deadpool shrugged. "Now come on, best buddy!" he grabbed Pinkie Pie, "There are snacks that need to be eaten!"
"TO THE KITCHEN!" Pinkie yelled as if it were a battle cry.
"Only slightly less crazy than Joker… and that's only because he kills people who deserve it." Batman muttered
"Y'know, Hanzo did say that Kuai was practically showing off with his spine rip thing. So I guess that test your might scale wasn't that absurd." Orchid mentioned, satirizing Glacius' body with Senzu Bean particles.
"I guess. How's Hanzo handling it?" Tracer asked.
"Last time I checked, the two of them were-"
"I WIN AGAIN, HISASHI!"
"DAMN YOU, CRYOMANCER!"
"Going a few rounds in Smash 4." Orchid rubbed her ear, "Yeesh, and I thought that those two brawlers were loud."
"Is someone going to make sure that they don't kill each other?" Tracer asked, concerned.
"I think we got Ivy to do it. Her weapon resembles that of Scorpion's apprentice, so some people figured that would calm him down." Orchid answered, "As for Sub-Zero, we figured that Ace would be able to resist the ice attacks, or at least, phase through them."
"Well...Here's hoping." Tracer replied.
X: Android 18 vs. Ms. Marvel. Coming up next!
Alexis: Tweet tweet chirp tweet?
X: Yeah I'm excited. Finally, a battle where the salt levels will rise! BWA hahahaha!
Alexis: Tweet tweet!
X: Oh. Sorry Alexis, I didn't mean to scare you like that.
Alexis: Tweet chirp tweet.
X: Huh. I guess that is why Nick was rewatching Dragonball Z. Research.
Alexis: Tweet chirp tweet…
X: Oh yeah, Krillin totally should've gotten a chance first. Typical disclaimer stuff, I'll see you when the salt levels start rising… Man, it's quiet here without Wade or Pinkie.
