"Augh!"
Thor and Vegeta started falling towards the earth. Being rendered without their powers by Luthor's device, they were left helpless to the force of nature known as gravity.
Thor's mighty hammer had turned into a cane, and Vegeta was left without his Saiyan ability, leaving both of them without the power of flight.
*Crash!*
"Ugh, what the hell?"
"By my father's mighty spear!" Thor gasped, "Our powers! We have been left without them!"
"WHAT? How in the hell-" Vegeta's attention was caught by a buzzbomber that was laughing mockingly, "Why I oughta…" Vegeta thrust his hand towards the target.
"What in the-" Vegeta tried again. And again. Both times, nothing had happened.
"Vegeta stop, our abilities have been stripped from our bodies. You no longer have your powers." Thor advised, leaning on his cane.
Vegeta, being the arrogant prince that he was, ignored the Thunder God and tried to jump at the object of his contempt.
"Gah!" Vegeta fell flat on his face.
Thor sighed, and tapped on his comm line, "This is Thor reporting in, a strange energy has stolen our powers from us. We are going to try to get back into pursuit of truck five, and make up for lost time. Everyone copy?"
"Got it, Thunder Man. Do you need any help? We can call one of Strider's drones to get you some Senzu beans or get someone to take over for you." Dante offered.
"We should be fine." Thor waved off.
Vegeta tried kicking his feet while in the air, landing on his backside this time.
"Though, I do believe that Vegeta's pride has been wounded." Thor added.
Meanwhile, Ganon, Bane, and Shao Kahn were all in pursuit of truck one. They figured that since Sam Fisher wasn't exactly the best when it came to combat, that he would be easy pickings.
"Kahn, take out the operative." Ganon motioned.
"This weakling reminds me of that Stryker Kombatant. I'll gladly eradicate him." Kahn practically giggled with anticipation.
Sam had managed to convince Murphy to let him borrow his police car, and was trailing behind the truck at a decent speed. As long as he got the car back to Robocop in one piece, he wouldn't catch hell from Detroit's Cyborg Defender-
*CRASH!*
"Son of a bitch." Sam grumbled. The car didn't crash, in fact- quite the unexpected happened.
The truck had crashed.
Sam stepped out of the car to investigate, finding that the driver was alive- unconscious, but alive, he went to investigate what could have caused it to crash.
"Bah, one of the pathetic weaklings. Should have known that they wouldn't trust a mere mortal to handle something this crucial." Kahn said as he crushed the driver's skull in.
Sam turned around- just in time to see the floating hammer coming his way.
"Woah!" Narrowly moving out of the hammer's path, he ended up backed against the car he was driving.
*CRUSH!*
Well… Now he would have to worry about Murphy's law.
"But at least I can get to you…" Shao Kahn grinned menacingly.
"Guys…" Sam spoke into his comm lines, "We have a problem."
"I guess we found out who took away our powers." Thor noted.
"I guess so, Thunder god." Vegeta replied, "By the way, where did you learn to hotwire a car?"
"Tony insisted that I be aware of how to do so in the event that I need transport, and my usual methods of flight were unavailable." Thor responded, "But I remember how to drive from my old persona, Donald Blake."
"Hmm, maybe driving isn't a waste of time. Besides, that psycho clown seems to have fun blowing stuff up in his van." Vegeta thought.
"Augh!"
Sam had managed to crawl into an alleyway, having taken some heavy hits from Shao Kahn's maul would do make a person want to do that.
Sam looked around the corner,and saw Shao Kahn tear the doors off the back of the van.
"Bah! It is one of the decoys!" Kahn growled. He moved to get the driver, only to be stopped by Ganon.
"We don't have time for this. We can tear apart the city after we get whatever it is that is in these trucks." He reprimanded, "The pilot is our next target, let's move."
Sam waited until they were a few blocks away before turning to his comm line, "Guys, I'm out. My truck was a decoy, though. Tracer, I think our saboteurs are heading your way. Be careful.
"Got it mate. We'll send someone your way to patch you up as soon as we can."
Sam smiled before falling into an unconscious state.
"Ugh…"
Wade: I kinda thought that you would need a break or something.
X: Eh, I have issues.
Pinkie: How so?
X: I have this sadistic streak when it comes to matchups that would make the fanboys and fangirls go nuts,and make assholes of themselves.
Pinkie: Why would you do that?
X: It probably stems from my self-loathing issues that I have because my own mother complained that she wanted a daughter when I has like, seven or something.
Alexis: Tweet tweet chirp.
X: It doesn't bother me at all. I'm fine.
Wade: How so?
X: I'll prove it by spouting some random crap. Typical disclaimer shit! Cockameme walnut! Wubba lubba dub dub!
Pinkie *to Deadpool*: He knows what that means, right?
Wade *to Pinkie*: I'm… not sure.
X: Grass! Tastes decent.
